clex_monkie89: Crown with "Bitter Old Fan Queen" near it. (Bitter Old Fan Queen)
Dear Fandom,

Hi, how are you? I know I haven't really talked about you much lately, I've been trying to avoid wank and fights and been lost in RL. My apologies.

However. I have noticed something about you that I just can't seem to hold in any longer.

There is this quote, a fairly well-known one. The quote is, "If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there."

What does this mean?

IT MEANS THAT IF YOU SPEND THE ENTIRE FIC TELLING ME ABOUT THIS GUN ON THE WALL AND HOW IT HAS A HAIR TRIGGER AND IS VERY DANGEROUS AND IS RIGHT WITHIN ANYONE'S REACH THEN YOU BETTER HAVE SOMEONE SHOOT IT BEFORE YOUR FIC ENDS.

I am getting TIRED of reading fics where the endings don't seem to have anything to do with the story I spent so long reading, or where it looks like someone just wanted to end it now and used whatever came out first.

Now, I understand that sometimes a fic doesn't end the way you originally intended it to when you started out. But there's a difference between Sam not being able to save Dean from Hell after 30k of trying and Sam deciding not to save him anymore after 30k of saving him being the main, important focus of the story.

Seriously, I've seen shit like this in FOUR STORIES in the last week. IT IS MAKING ME NOT WANT TO READ FIC UNTIL IT'S BEEN VETTED AS NOT A WASTE OF TIME.

Signed,

ANNOYED FANGIRL.
clex_monkie89: Crown with "Bitter Old Fan Queen" near it. (Bitter Old Fan Queen)
Dear Fandom,

Hi, how are you? I know I haven't really talked about you much lately, I've been trying to avoid wank and fights and been lost in RL. My apologies.

However. I have noticed something about you that I just can't seem to hold in any longer.

There is this quote, a fairly well-known one. The quote is, "If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there."

What does this mean?

IT MEANS THAT IF YOU SPEND THE ENTIRE FIC TELLING ME ABOUT THIS GUN ON THE WALL AND HOW IT HAS A HAIR TRIGGER AND IS VERY DANGEROUS AND IS RIGHT WITHIN ANYONE'S REACH THEN YOU BETTER HAVE SOMEONE SHOOT IT BEFORE YOUR FIC ENDS.

I am getting TIRED of reading fics where the endings don't seem to have anything to do with the story I spent so long reading, or where it looks like someone just wanted to end it now and used whatever came out first.

Now, I understand that sometimes a fic doesn't end the way you originally intended it to when you started out. But there's a difference between Sam not being able to save Dean from Hell after 30k of trying and Sam deciding not to save him anymore after 30k of saving him being the main, important focus of the story.

Seriously, I've seen shit like this in FOUR STORIES in the last week. IT IS MAKING ME NOT WANT TO READ FIC UNTIL IT'S BEEN VETTED AS NOT A WASTE OF TIME.

Signed,

ANNOYED FANGIRL.
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (CWRPS - Dorks - J2)
Lindsay's running a Testimonial Meme; my thread.

Posted my writing workshop, How to Write Natural dialogue and Brotherly Banter and Make It Sound American, over at [livejournal.com profile] spnroundtable.

Also I have figured out that for WinCon this year I'll need between $500 and $1,000 depending on roommates and exactly how much I'm gonna be spending on the plane tickets. BTW? Oh, GOD, I'm gonna be on a plane for EIGHT HOURS in either direction. BY MYSELF.

Dear condescending asshat,

Go fuck yourself with a rusty spike. Get tetanus and then get a fucking life. Just because I don't think the way you do does not mean that I'm an idiot.

Fuck you very much,

Me
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (CWRPS - Dorks - J2)
Lindsay's running a Testimonial Meme; my thread.

Posted my writing workshop, How to Write Natural dialogue and Brotherly Banter and Make It Sound American, over at [livejournal.com profile] spnroundtable.

Also I have figured out that for WinCon this year I'll need between $500 and $1,000 depending on roommates and exactly how much I'm gonna be spending on the plane tickets. BTW? Oh, GOD, I'm gonna be on a plane for EIGHT HOURS in either direction. BY MYSELF.

Dear condescending asshat,

Go fuck yourself with a rusty spike. Get tetanus and then get a fucking life. Just because I don't think the way you do does not mean that I'm an idiot.

Fuck you very much,

Me
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (SPN - Geekboy - Sammy)
Dear everyone on LJ,

This is not a fake cut!

( This is! )

Yours truly,

A coder.
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (SPN - Geekboy - Sammy)
Dear everyone on LJ,

This is not a fake cut!

( This is! )

Yours truly,

A coder.

Asstards.

Oct. 31st, 2007 11:43 am
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (SPN - Son Of A Bitch - Dean)
Dear every last fucking retard at [livejournal.com profile] spnstoryfinders,

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING LIFE. I don't care if you have a new kitty and that's why you want everyone to link you to fic with the boys and a cat. I don't care if you have the flu or relationship problems or a stubbed fucking toe. SHUT THE GOD DAMNED HELL UP. Just ask for the fucking fic and be gone, moron.

No love,

Me

P.S. Didn't that use to be a comm for finding specific fics? When did this turn into "rec me all the first time fics you know" as opposed to "does anyone know the fic where Sam and Dean have had sex and then Sam gets all depressed because Dean won't go near him anymore"?

-

Dear most icontests,

Plain =/= simple. Just because there isn't nineteen brushes does not mean the icon was just cut and sized.

Gr.

Me.

-

Dear way too many icon makers,

Selective coloring; you're doing it wrong. Filmy blue icons and bright orange skin are NOT GOOD. EVER.

*Headdeskheaddeskheaddesk*

Signed,

*Headdesk*

-

Dear college students,

Why are none of you dressed up? You all suck too.

You're all tools,

(Genderswapped!)Dean Winchester

Asstards.

Oct. 31st, 2007 11:43 am
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (SPN - Son Of A Bitch - Dean)
Dear every last fucking retard at [livejournal.com profile] spnstoryfinders,

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING LIFE. I don't care if you have a new kitty and that's why you want everyone to link you to fic with the boys and a cat. I don't care if you have the flu or relationship problems or a stubbed fucking toe. SHUT THE GOD DAMNED HELL UP. Just ask for the fucking fic and be gone, moron.

No love,

Me

P.S. Didn't that use to be a comm for finding specific fics? When did this turn into "rec me all the first time fics you know" as opposed to "does anyone know the fic where Sam and Dean have had sex and then Sam gets all depressed because Dean won't go near him anymore"?

-

Dear most icontests,

Plain =/= simple. Just because there isn't nineteen brushes does not mean the icon was just cut and sized.

Gr.

Me.

-

Dear way too many icon makers,

Selective coloring; you're doing it wrong. Filmy blue icons and bright orange skin are NOT GOOD. EVER.

*Headdeskheaddeskheaddesk*

Signed,

*Headdesk*

-

Dear college students,

Why are none of you dressed up? You all suck too.

You're all tools,

(Genderswapped!)Dean Winchester

Gr.

Sep. 14th, 2007 11:48 pm
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (SPN - Headache)
Dear Heroes Fandom,

Stop fucking posting your damn fics to the fucking comms, asshats. Post them in your journal and then link them in the fucking comms. It makes me want you maimed less.

No love at all,

The fucking coder.

P. Fucking S. I already fucking told you. Stop listing by "Mylar" and shit. List the full names before I get out the chainsaw of natural selection.

Gr.

Sep. 14th, 2007 11:48 pm
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (SPN - Headache)
Dear Heroes Fandom,

Stop fucking posting your damn fics to the fucking comms, asshats. Post them in your journal and then link them in the fucking comms. It makes me want you maimed less.

No love at all,

The fucking coder.

P. Fucking S. I already fucking told you. Stop listing by "Mylar" and shit. List the full names before I get out the chainsaw of natural selection.
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (Default)
Dear Andie,

I hope you know I plan on crying directly into your layout.

Much love,
The Anti!Cheesehead-Mandroid Command Center

-

Dear Hans 1,

Holy shit, dude. I can't wait till the next BNF wank when someone mentions you.

:P
Clex

P.S. You rock at the porning!

-

DEAR JULIA,

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU LIKE PIE YOU ARE THE BESTEST EVER! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!

I LOVE YOU,
ME

-

Dear Deam,

Holy crap, you win at porning. Seriously, yo. For such a Newbie 'cester you're good at this.

Yours In Porn,
Me

-

Dear Random Spring Break Chicks in Miami with Cameras,

You're welcome for the show, bet you wish you were real now, huh?

--Me
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (Default)
Dear Andie,

I hope you know I plan on crying directly into your layout.

Much love,
The Anti!Cheesehead-Mandroid Command Center

-

Dear Hans 1,

Holy shit, dude. I can't wait till the next BNF wank when someone mentions you.

:P
Clex

P.S. You rock at the porning!

-

DEAR JULIA,

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU LIKE PIE YOU ARE THE BESTEST EVER! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!

I LOVE YOU,
ME

-

Dear Deam,

Holy crap, you win at porning. Seriously, yo. For such a Newbie 'cester you're good at this.

Yours In Porn,
Me

-

Dear Random Spring Break Chicks in Miami with Cameras,

You're welcome for the show, bet you wish you were real now, huh?

--Me
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (SPN - Facepalm - Dean)
Dear Person,

I don't mind that you said no to my icons, I really didn't think I was going to be accepted anyway. That being said? I SIGNED UP FOR CONCRIT. That means I would like some fucking tips, why do you offer if you won't give?

Wondering,

Me

**

Dear Whoever Made the Keypad on this Poclet PC,

Fuck you in the eye with a.mop. And the other eye. With a broom.

You're making me blind,

Clez

**

Dear Dean (Hotass) Winchester,

I less than three you. You are an awesome big brother and a groovy dude and you deserve to be hugged constantly.

That being said? I apologize for everything that is going to happen to you in Five Powers. You're pretty when you hurt babe, it's a fact.

Sincerely,

Someone Who Loves You Almost As Much As Sammich Does.
clex_monkie89: Close-cropped picture of Sam and Dean Winchester sitting far closer than normal people. (SPN - Facepalm - Dean)
Dear Person,

I don't mind that you said no to my icons, I really didn't think I was going to be accepted anyway. That being said? I SIGNED UP FOR CONCRIT. That means I would like some fucking tips, why do you offer if you won't give?

Wondering,

Me

**

Dear Whoever Made the Keypad on this Poclet PC,

Fuck you in the eye with a.mop. And the other eye. With a broom.

You're making me blind,

Clez

**

Dear Dean (Hotass) Winchester,

I less than three you. You are an awesome big brother and a groovy dude and you deserve to be hugged constantly.

That being said? I apologize for everything that is going to happen to you in Five Powers. You're pretty when you hurt babe, it's a fact.

Sincerely,

Someone Who Loves You Almost As Much As Sammich Does.

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