Jenmar - Really hot Freddy Krueger.

TWELVE HOURS AT WORK TODAY. BY MY OWN CHOOSING. WITH NO LUNCH BREAK.

AND EIGHT MORE VOLUNTARY HOURS TOMORROW.

On the plus side? As of tomorrow I will have 20 hours of OT on my next check, with $304.80 in OT pay.

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED.

1. I was raised by drug addicts. My mother and step-father are five years clean, my big brother is about a year or so clean (and in prison) and my dad is in prison and probably not clean. I have seen them smoke crack. I have seen people OD in front of me (at fourteen nonetheless). I have seen my big brother go through heroin withdrawls. I have had lightbulbs stolen by tweakers who then smoked them.

There is absolutely nothing you can ever say that will make me think doing crack, heroin, meth, X, coke, glass or whatever is anything less than fucking horrible. I repeat: I do not care if I offend you. SIXTEEN YEARS of my life was spent with drug addicts.

2. Re: Drinking. As those of you at WinCon know, I don't generally mind other people drinking. I just don't feel like going out and being the only sober person there. Really, the biggest thing there is just that drunk people? Are usually nowhere near as amusing to sober people as they think they are. And, relating to part the first up there, I have already spent enough of my life nodding along to people who make no fucking sense at all.

It's weird, cause I like drunk posts, and drunks at WinCon kinda rock (they talk about COCK and PORN and WINCEST and J2), but I cannot stand being around people who are drunk, like, because it's Friday.

3. If you don't know the names of a large chunk of the people you've slept with you're slutting around. If you've ever had a Maury Povich kind of "I don't know who my Baby Daddy is because I've slept with half the town and they were all right around the same time" moment you're slutting around.

Slutting around is not just having a lot of sex. If you're an irresponsible idiot about it (USE CONDOMS, PEOPLE. RL IS NOT FIC.) then... Well. You could totally be slutting around. You could also just be a great big idiot.

Sara is going to write me a fic that I wrote and do up a post so that all I have to do is C&P it.

For underage drinking and then lies to a cop and says she's Taylor Cole (Sarah from Provenance, a real life friend of hers) and gives Taylor's birthdate.

I've never liked her and this doesn't really change anything. She's lucky as hell that she can't math when drunk though because if she had been giving any kind of fine or citation with Taylor's name attached to it she would've been fucked.

I don't care that she was drinking underage. Even I've done that and I don't drink. I don't even care that she gave Taylor's name, I mean, yeah, it was kinda suckass but she wasn't giving it to get Taylor into trouble so no malicious intent there. What I care about is her and her mother trying to get her off because she's a "high profile actress." Bitch, please. There are people who watch this show religiously and have no fucking idea who you are.

And yes, I hate Brittney and Lindsay and Nicole and Paris all too because they're, IMO, dumb little ditzes who get off easy because they're famous. If you drive drunk you should do more than a half an hour in jail. Period.

Also? I disliked Katie before I found out she had anything to do with Supernatural. I had the bad misfortune of watching her on some reality thing before (Bubblegum Babylon, maybe?) and have not been able to stand her since then. Oddly enough I like Ruby. I must admit, I'm glad in a weird way that I still hate Katie, because it means I actually am capable of separating people from their roles.

Totally married now. piratemerry just married me and unperfectwolf. Yay us!

( Transcript of the ceremony: )

Jesus Christ.

Well, I'm writing some letters tomorrow.

I just got an email from Pissy consisting of nothing but what is underneath the cut.

See, we had this story we were writing Way Back When. It was HUGE and epic and made out of pure crack. It's was an all Anime crossover that made Excell Saga look like Graveyard of the Fireflys.

The main bit was Dragonball Z and we decided we were gonna ruin Vegeta's life by making his name actually a shortened version of a royal name which is customarily long. If you can actually manage to make your way through it (Saying it out loud helps) right it tells you all the series we crossover and everything about the plot.

Yes, the following is meant to be intimidating, so that only a few people would actually read/get it.

( Cut for insane crack )

For those who couldn't make it through here is the translation.

( Translated )

Seriously. Yakfucking has nothing on Were!Monkey alien vampires pregnant with litters of assbabies who also spontaneously change sex (and clothes) and defend Japan with a bunch of fourteen-year-old girls.