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I know that a commissions post sounds strange, considering that I only post art sporadically, but I want to start drawing and doing graphics again, and the best way to do that is by committing to it. Also, money is good.



Examples of my art available here and in my art tag.

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We moved! Still in AZ, but now in Glendale. I have a room! We have a pool! I also have a horrific sunburn. I just started taking Zoloft a few weeks ago (holy shit, it's amazing how much that has helped me) and did not realize photosensitivity was a side effect, so I went swimming for two hours on Sunday and today is the first day I've been able to wear a shirt since without cringing.

My forehead, nose, cheeks, and from the elbows up was all lobster red and is currently peeling. And, JFC, the amount of times I have slammed my arms into the doorways since getting this burn is unbelievable. White as I am (and I am PALE lately) I have never burned from less than around 12 hours in a pool before. So I totally thought two would be fine, and I was only a tiny bit pink near my nose when I got out. Then three hours later I was a lobster.

We also have cable now (Cox) instead of satellite and every single thing I watch is now on three hours later because AZ sucks.

I still have no job. I have insurance, though? And unemployment. I kind of got fired at a great time, though, because I've been able to help take care of Ma and go to her doctor's appointments with her, and even though I worked at home before I couldn't go to appointments except for when she could get them scheduled on Wednesdays.

I started a mainline of The West Wing, and I'm up to 2.16 so far. I loooooooooooooove it. So, in about ten years I'll probably watch The Social Netowkr finally too.

I have actually gotten, like. Really into makeup. Really really. I know, lose your job and then find something expensive to like, right? But I totally have learned how to pinch pennies and the magics of things like online surveys and ebates (holy shit, if you shop online you need this place, it is totally legit and I've made $20 from shopping). Also, not hesitating to return anything that doesn't work for me. Doesn't matter if it's .99 or $60, if I don't love it, I take it back.

Also, I made a giant OCD spreadsheet that is an itemized inventory of everything makeup that I own. Because, hi, me.

Fandom-wise, I am totally still in Supernatural (though, holy shit, S9, what. Just what.), I watch Teen Wolf (as Tumblr says: Jeff Fucking Davis is a gift I'd like to return), and I live on Twitter more than anything else.

And now, a meme!

10 (fandom) Facts About Me
Just list 10 facts about fandom/ships/characters/kinks/headcanons whatever you like!

1. I joined fandom when I was 12. I'm 28 now, so I have spent more than half my life (16 years) in fandom.

2. The first ep of Teen Wolf I watched live was the S2 finale, and the first ep of SPN I watched live was Route 66.

3. I skim the sex in fic most of the time. Sometimes I'll read it, but for the most part once it starts I skim and pick up when it's over. This is probably a big part of why I get annoyed at fics where the ending is that the two characters have sex. I feel short-changed.

4. I cannot and will not read fic with drug use. I can't. I hate when there is random pot in a scene in a fic and that usually makes me make Ugh faces at it. The last time I said something like this I got defriended y a lot of people, but right now I don't care. It doesn't trigger me in the way you think of when people say "trigger" but it comes awfully close.

5. I love mpreg. I do. IDEK what it is. I used to kind of like it, and then I like it in a weird shameful way (mostly because LBR, good mpreg is hard to find) but when the mpreg is good it is SO GOOD and I am totally fine with you guys judging me.

6. I also love easter eggs in RPF. I love reading J2 and spotting one-off and background characters. I play that "MATT BOMER! FBDKS IT'S JASON MOMOA!!!" game where I flail all over like when I catch Aldis in a rerun of Bones.

7. Parallel AUs, too. Where you change the main setting but you can still see it poking through? GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE.

8. I'll go through phases where I don't want to read anything but MCU Avengers genfic or Tim/Kon or something else weirdly specific that isn't a primary fandom of mine.

9. 90-95% of the shirts I own are fannish tees. One is Sherlock, one is Teen Wolf, and basically everything else is Supernatural or DC.

10. I love bottom!Sam like air and I will never stop being sad that fandom by and large prefer bottom!Dean and incredibly toppy top!Sam.

mashimero!

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SO. Big Bang in 2011 I wrote this J2 fic called No Codename that six people read. Luckily for me, gigglingkat was one of those six people! And she made me a fanmix that I literally forgot to link until now!

See? A fanmix! Go download it because it is AMAZING.

I totally got to call dibs on dimeliora for polybigbang this year, and she wrote a Sam/Dean/Benny AU named Gospel For The Fallen Ones that everyone needs to read RIGHT NOW. It is so good and, as always, the porn Dime does is amazing!

Much like usual, I started a dozen different things all in various stages of complete and then came up with this idea last-minute for the header. I actually like it a lot.



This isn't exactly art, per se, so much as me being really proud I managed handwriting that looks somewhat legible.

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In this post I'm going to show you how to pack for an entire week in a single carry-on.

This is the Con Packing Checklist. It's original designed (by someone else) for Comic Con, but is a good way to make sure you leave home with everything you need and don't return home short a charger or shirt.

( There are a lot of pics under here, but it's definitely worth your time. )

spn_colorme is an awesome comm where amazing artist post their lineart for other people to color. (And you earn points for it. POINTS!) If you aren't already over there, you need to be.

Below the cut is a coloring I did of chomaisky's phenomenal lineart of Sam fighting a werewolf. Click on the pics for larger versions, and go comment on the lineart's post.



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FTR, I personally think GISHWHES is an abnosome thing. Less abnosome is that I cannot seem to make my computer realize there are two monitors attached to it.