Jenmar - Really hot Freddy Krueger.

To the three people who care: My Big Bang will now be posted on August 7th, because I seriously underestimated how draining my job is.

I'm sure that everyone here is shocked, since I'm normally so punctual and having amazing time-management skills.

Just cried for about five minutes straight because I couldn't make myself stop.

There isn't even anything particularly horrible going on at the moment, just a bunch of little things and the realization that I have almost zero control over anything in my life.

My bank account is -$300 (still, not again) because Ma and CJ don't care.

My phone barely works and Sprint won't do anything but send the same shitty model phone to me, and I am stupidly behind on my bill.

I still have no battery for my laptop, and will probably not have one by WinCon because I have a couple of dollars in PayPal that will be eaten by my bank if I try to transfer so I can buy one.

I live out past where the busses stop and Ma and CJ refuse to put me on the car insurance because they don't think I can drive Ma's Charger—which means I literally cannot leave the house unless Ma wants to take me somewhere.

I have a $105 paycheck from my orientation day at work that I can't even cash because Me doesn't like leaving the house. I also need new shoes for work, a knee brace, and a bra that doesn't have underwire (because mine sets of the metal detector and cuts five minutes each off my 20 break and 30 minute lunch every night).

My job's hours means I can only talk to my friends on Saturdays and Sundays.

I leave for WinCon in a week and a half and have no idea how I'm paying for the room or food or if I'm getting a tattoo or what (fuck you, it's literally the only money I spend on myself all year that isn't needed to survive) because I have to get paid by check and have the above issues with a bank account. And Ma talked to CJ who apparently decided what I'm doing with/for money and how it's working, but they'll tell me eventually.

Oh! I almost forgot. Also, the whole "going back to school" thing I wanted to do is probably not gonna happen because I don't have $130 to pay Phoenix College to release my transcripts to the University of Phoenix so that I can get the loans and financial aid I need.

Also, sleep and net issues means I'm posting MiniBang tomorrow instead of last Friday, and I am fucked because after final beta I am below the 10k minimum and I have to figure out how to up it without it dragging.

The only background you need is that the cardvboard cut out is of Joe Flanigan from Stargate Atlantis.

unavoidedcrisis
heh, the guy that isn't the cardboard cut out guy is that guy from that movie that i liked
maybe i will watch this show
clex_monkie89
...
unavoidedcrisis
:D
clex_monkie89
Rodney, A Dog's Breakfast?
waterofthemoon
your brain is a special special place, unavoidedcrisis
unavoidedcrisis
Not EVEN, cause Clex got it
clex_monkie89
I ROCK
unavoidedcrisis
:D A++
waterofthemoon
LOL
unavoidedcrisis
Three free boats!
clex_monkie89
FUCK YEAH, TRIPLE WORDSCORE

The CW crapped out for me 15 minutes into Show. So, while I wait for my torrent to finish, you get a meme that is considerably lamer coming from me than it would be from just about every other person on LJ.

Instructions:

1) Make an entry with the filled out form
2) Have your f-list describe in the comments how they pronounce your username, what they originally thought it said/meant

✩ CLEX_MONKIE89
kuh-lex mun-key ate-ee-nigh-n (Pretty much like it looks)	The "Clex" actually came about right before I was big into Smallville fandom, and then got kept because it fit. Monkie is because I am often compared to one (I can pick up things with my toes and used to climb trees a lot). The 89 actually is from Smallville fandom—that's the year Clark crashed into Smallville in their canon.
"Clex" From Clark/Lex, which originally described me as what would happen if Clark and Lex ever had a kid, I think (this was, clearly, before we knew about Kon's Two Daddies). "Monkie" from "Monkey" which has many meanings including the primate, to play or trifle idly, to imitate, ape, mimic or mock, to cause to appear ridiculous, and an enduring and often vexing habit or urge.

Original Post: ✩ @ memeseveriwhere

But my work is trying to kill me. Have an example of the type of stuff I am learning (this is me dumbing it down for my notes);

Effective CPM (eCPM): A method of figuring out a CPC ad's effective cost-per-thousand impressions. This is found by a complex system that compares bids, CTR, and other relevant factors on the CPC ad. If the estimated eCPM is higher than the other user's actual CPM bid, the CPC bid will win the auction.

I keep meaning to make a post that is at least somewhat substantial, but I am fucking exhausted by the time I get home because I spend all day using my brain to decipher things.

[Poll #1645442]

I have 266 comments to fics that I have not responded too (this is not as much as it seems like because some of these are literally more than a year old).

I apologize in advance if anyone receives multiple random thank yous from me over the next few days.

Just spent close to THREE HOURS working on one account, missed lunch, and now have a 27 minute lunch instead of my hour because I was also scheduled for a focus group that tends to run long from 1:30 to 2:15 AND MY BRAIN IS TWITCHING.

On the plus side, I have spent the majority of the morning before this plotting out Pink Ribbon'verse stories.

On the minus side, I should be trying to pick my Big Bang

Just got traded to a new TL (Team Lead: aka boss/supervisor) with a few other people, promptly followed by an hour and a half meeting that wasn't too bad except for how it started when I usually have lunch.

And then when I get back from lunch I have to swap seats and I'm moving next to a cool guy (even if he IS a Marvel) and the annoying chick I don't like who I had for side-by-sides.

Today is annoying, but not yet bad.

In other news: I still don't have my W2s, I have not been able to dye my hair since early October, and my laptop's fan is still broken so it gets so hot it hurts to type with my left hand after about an hour.

Y it no can b money tiemz nao?

IN OTHER NEWS. BOYS TOMORROW! Aw, crap, and I have to do my Picture Post tonight too. Gotta remember that when I get home.

And their epic fucking wait times. All I need s to get my tax forms faxed for FAFSA.

GRR.

*Continues to wait on hold*

Also, my FList is, like. DEAD. WTF, you guys pick NOW to all get lives?

And you kids get off my lawn!

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