Jenmar - Really hot Freddy Krueger.

And we also cast ourselves as the CWRPS peoples.

hansbekhart = CHAD "CHAD IS NOT A DOUCHE. JUST THE ALPHA."
namegoeshere = JENSEN (Not J2 Jensen, JA/CK, Jenny) "JENNY IS NOT GAY. HE JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE WITH KANE."/"JENNY IS NOT GAY. HE JUST CUDDLES."
clex_monkie89 = JARED (Not J2!Jared. Or JA/CMM Jared) "FEE-FI-FO-FUM, JARED SMELLS THE BLOOD OF A TINY ONE."
essenceofmeanin = WELLING "WHO THE FCUK IS WELLING?" (With FCUK respelled right by Rosenbaum)
stephanometra = ROSENBAUM "ROSENBAUM CAN SPELL"
ellipsisblack = KANE (HAS NO SHIRT, NEEDS NO SHIRT)
unperfectwolf = CARLSON "HEY, IT'S THAT OTHER GUY FROM KANE!"
waterofthemoon = RILEY "THAT GUY FROM THE DELL COMERCIALS (BUT NOT REALLY)" SMITH
alazysod = DAVID "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF" BOREANAZ
floridapeaches = JEFFEREY DEAN "PLZ TO B HAVIN' SEX NOW?" MORGAN
affectingly = JIM "THE BEAVE" BEAVER

( This is how it started. )

namegoeshere is one of the people who betad and held my hand while I was doing This Is Ourselves (Under Pressure) for an insane amount of time. You know how cool he is?

HE DREW ME BONUS ART! The art is NOT SAFE FOR WORK and contains spoilers for the fic. Go look at it and then tell him how fucking cool he is.

LOOKIT WHAT DEAM GAVE ME! Check that shit out, that's fuckin' cool. Go save it and tell him how shiny and pretty it is.

I have just spent eleven hours coding the newsletter. My motherfucking eyes, dude. Ow. I had planned on working on my Big Bang and dying my hair but... yeah. I gotta put at least fifty words on my Big Bang tonight (Yes, I set my goals low). And delete the three hundred or so I put on last night, because they really don't fit at all.

But that's okay, because I spent all night while coding talking to Deam about Sam holding Dean down and just sucking him off for hours, and SamandDean having slow, lazy morning sex after in the middle of the night and Sam just playing with Dean's cock and being all sleepyamazed that he can make Dean hard by touching him.

Also, it is now the eighth. In one week I will be seeing Ten Inch Hero with wendy. In two weeks I will be able to get drunk legally.

The more I watch Jackass the more I am convinced that Bam and Dunn are or were doing it. Possibly Bam and Knoxville too.

Also? People on my FList who have seen Jackass: The Movie? Am I the only one who noticed that in the last bit where Dunn shoves the toy car up his ass that Bam has a latex glove on his right hand? Because I've seen the movie about fifteen times now and only noticed it last night.

Speaking of Jackass, I just finished watching an old ep of it and holy shit Dunn is pretty. His hair was all frosted and short and clean and he had a neat goatee and it was very odd to see.

abrupte:
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p306/soda21/unclesam.jpg
clex_monkie89:
That's why I asked you what 3% of 237 was last night.
clex_monkie89:
I've given Dean five kids so far. Though Sam thinks it's six (Sam's got a daughter Dean says is his).
clex_monkie89:
I need to get around to turning those into more fic.
abrupte:
yeah.
abrupte:
god, poor dean.
abrupte:
i can't believe someone said #2 was funny.
clex_monkie89:
...
abrupte:
the one that basically says dean has six kids out there.
abrupte:
it breaks my heart. o.o;
clex_monkie89:
I think it's the Uncle Sam part of the thing.
clex_monkie89:
Oh God.
clex_monkie89:
Which I JUST got.
abrupte:
... dude, me too.
clex_monkie89:
Holy crap, dude.
clex_monkie89:
We are SO dumb.
abrupte:
yup.
abrupte:
i was like, "why is he on there?"
clex_monkie89:
XD
abrupte:
if I'd said "uncle sam" out loud, i might have gotten it.
clex_monkie89:
One moment, I need to post this.

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Postcard from here.