Jenmar - Really hot Freddy Krueger.

This is the conversation I have:

clex_monkie89 says (2:35 AM):
My Big Bang, watch me attempt to work on it.
hansbekhart says (2:35 AM):
**watches**
clex_monkie89 says (2:35 AM):
Also, Hans, I just added you to the docs because I realized you weren't on them before.
hansbekhart says (2:35 AM):
cool cool
waterofthemoon says (2:35 AM):
it's like watching a lizard.
clex_monkie89 says (2:36 AM):
...
clex_monkie89 says (2:36 AM):
A lizard?
hansbekhart says (2:36 AM):
ahahahahahaha
clex_monkie89 says (2:38 AM):
*Is curious to see how this is explained*
waterofthemoon says (2:39 AM):
you know, how you sit and watch a lizard for HOURS and it doesn't do anything, and then all of a sudden it has a BURST of movement and, like, eats a cricket or moves to the other side of the box, or you THINK it's going to move but then it just blinks its eye or something.
clex_monkie89 says (2:40 AM):
cdw
clex_monkie89 says (2:40 AM):
HA!
waterofthemoon says (2:40 AM):
SEE.
clex_monkie89 says (2:40 AM):
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD NO SOUND CAME OUT
waterofthemoon says (2:40 AM):
:D
clex_monkie89 says (2:40 AM):
I'm SO gonna post this.
hansbekhart says (2:41 AM):
that makes perfect sense
clex_monkie89 says (2:42 AM):
And here I was gonna say something about how I'm like Dean researching a case online. Ten or twenty minutes of popping plastic bubble wrap, a half an hour of work and then seven and a half hours of porn.
waterofthemoon says (2:42 AM):
XD
waterofthemoon says (2:42 AM):
YES!
clex_monkie89 says (2:42 AM):
The Lizard thing is SO MUCH more apt though.
clex_monkie89 says (2:43 AM):
Minus the lack of porn.
hansbekhart says (2:43 AM):
lizard!porn, maybe
clex_monkie89 says (2:43 AM):
I can't describe the noise I just made.

Once upon a time Dean peed on Sam and Sam liked it. Then they had buttsex. The end.

And we also cast ourselves as the CWRPS peoples.

hansbekhart = CHAD "CHAD IS NOT A DOUCHE. JUST THE ALPHA."
namegoeshere = JENSEN (Not J2 Jensen, JA/CK, Jenny) "JENNY IS NOT GAY. HE JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE WITH KANE."/"JENNY IS NOT GAY. HE JUST CUDDLES."
clex_monkie89 = JARED (Not J2!Jared. Or JA/CMM Jared) "FEE-FI-FO-FUM, JARED SMELLS THE BLOOD OF A TINY ONE."
essenceofmeanin = WELLING "WHO THE FCUK IS WELLING?" (With FCUK respelled right by Rosenbaum)
stephanometra = ROSENBAUM "ROSENBAUM CAN SPELL"
ellipsisblack = KANE (HAS NO SHIRT, NEEDS NO SHIRT)
unperfectwolf = CARLSON "HEY, IT'S THAT OTHER GUY FROM KANE!"
waterofthemoon = RILEY "THAT GUY FROM THE DELL COMERCIALS (BUT NOT REALLY)" SMITH
alazysod = DAVID "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF" BOREANAZ
floridapeaches = JEFFEREY DEAN "PLZ TO B HAVIN' SEX NOW?" MORGAN
affectingly = JIM "THE BEAVE" BEAVER

( This is how it started. )

Spiffied up my userinfo. See?

Woke up at six this morning. That's a good thing, because I'm trying to get back on a normal sleep schedule. Except now I'm tired. And also I feel like crap.

I talked to Julia on the phone yesterday for like, two hours while she went up to Austin to see Elissa. She got me thinking and I think I need to write Sam getting adjusted to Stanford. Y'know, getting out of his Winchester Ways of cursing non-stop and eating like Dean and belching randomly and stuff.

Also Hans is bugging me about John Mayer. Sam totally listens to him, duh.

Six hours until I can post my Big Bang (If I'm awake for it).

And since I'm feeling random right now: Defriending Amnesty Day. I promise I won't hold it against you.