Jenmar - Really hot Freddy Krueger.

I have just spent eleven hours coding the newsletter. My motherfucking eyes, dude. Ow. I had planned on working on my Big Bang and dying my hair but... yeah. I gotta put at least fifty words on my Big Bang tonight (Yes, I set my goals low). And delete the three hundred or so I put on last night, because they really don't fit at all.

But that's okay, because I spent all night while coding talking to Deam about Sam holding Dean down and just sucking him off for hours, and SamandDean having slow, lazy morning sex after in the middle of the night and Sam just playing with Dean's cock and being all sleepyamazed that he can make Dean hard by touching him.

Also, it is now the eighth. In one week I will be seeing Ten Inch Hero with wendy. In two weeks I will be able to get drunk legally.

The more I watch Jackass the more I am convinced that Bam and Dunn are or were doing it. Possibly Bam and Knoxville too.

Also? People on my FList who have seen Jackass: The Movie? Am I the only one who noticed that in the last bit where Dunn shoves the toy car up his ass that Bam has a latex glove on his right hand? Because I've seen the movie about fifteen times now and only noticed it last night.

Speaking of Jackass, I just finished watching an old ep of it and holy shit Dunn is pretty. His hair was all frosted and short and clean and he had a neat goatee and it was very odd to see.

So. Who wants to beta 869 words of V-Day Wincest right quick?

ETA: Got one, thank you!

Title: Untitled Wincest
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Words: 1,125
Summary: Complete porn. No plot at all.
Warning(s): Underage sex (Vague, no defined age), graphic incest.

( There was this one time in Blue Earth... )

I'm signed up for superpornsunday and I know what I want to post but I need a beta for it. It's that one thing I was talking about last week? A little over 1,000 words, underage Wincest (vague underage, no ages are actually mentioned). I have about six hours before my post time and it'd be awesome to have it all ready to go by then.

Anyone willing to bite?

I just wrote 1,043 words of pre-series Catholic!school demi-public Wincest porn for Mikhale in MSN.

Just wanted to tell someone.