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tigriswolf wanted me to expand on my Jess, more specifically her edition of my Five Things. My commentary will be in purple.

Title: Five Things: Jess Edition
Rating: R
Fandom(s): Supernatural
Characters: Jess, Sam, Dean, John.
Pairing: Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Words: 1,998
Summary:
Authors Notes: What you might want to know is this. Jess is in school to be a social worker. Eli is a hunter kid Sam knew from before (Don't worry though, he fucks up too much and isn't nearly a big enough focal part of anything to be a Mary Sue in any way). Jess, who is going to be a social worker, is dating a boy who doesn't like to talk about anything pre-college, wont talk to his family and has more than a few physical scars on his body. This Jess is under the (mistaken) assumption that John is a worthless drunk who beat his children senseless.

( Cut for length and reposting. )

A-ha-ha. I totally just realized something.

( Spoilers for last night's Grey's Anatomy )

Hee!

Excerpt from the Puppy's Day Out 'verse.

All that needs to be known is that this bit takes place in Blue Earth, which is totally a place in canon (as is Pastor Jim).

Little Bob. Robin. Eli. Zeke. They're bnrothers, Big Bob is the as-yet-uncast father.

Prompts from Mikhale: write me some sam and dean schmoop. snow. christmas. hot chocolate. and snowball fights.

( So it's Christmas, right? )

Yeah, so I've been having a very Kill Them All Week. It started with too much time on a bus for too little payoff, followed with me likely tanking my fucking Comm Final and then got worse from there.

Unfortunately for innocent bystanders like Mikhale, when I am feeling like this I tend to take it out on whoever I am talking to at the time. Partially because I want everyone else to be miserable like me but mostly because I am a gigantic fucking ass.

So because I was an ass I decided I needed to make it up to Mikhale.

PDO ficlet under the cut. Sam at college with his roommate and a friend. Julia and Mikhale are probably the only people who will get this at all or even understand it a little but that's okay for now.

Stanford-era. G. OCs.

( For Mikhale, because Clex was an ass to him because she was mad at the world and he didn't deserve it because he's always good and nice and shiny to her and puts up with WAY fucking more than anyone who is sane should. )

Dietrich's on an episode of Reba. He's all smiley. And with a girl. It's kinda weird.

...Obviously PDO has eaten my brain.

I'm online now. You should be too. If you are you really need to sign on MSN now.

YOU DIRTY WHORE! YOU WERE JUST ONLINE AND THEN I SIGNED IN AND YOU SIGNED OUT!

ROBIN IS VERY ANGRY WITH YOU NOW.

So. Ma and CJ are gone till Monday afternoon.

Yuss is asleep.

It's 1042 and I've been up since around 0630.

Also? Last night, with all the voiceposting I figured something out.

You know how I was always bitching about how my laptop sucked so much cause I couldn't upload anything anywhere?

Not the laptop. The phone line. How do I know this?

Because not only can I still not upload Halfshell's banners (Which she has been waiting SO FUCKING PATIENTLY for) but I cannot download a full voicepost.

If it's 37kb it cuts off at 30, if it's a 19kb fic I'm trying to send someone it stalls at 18kb.

I should have realized this when we were still connecting at 28.8 on a new comp and good modem while everyone else I know who is using the same programing is connecting at 40-something and 50-something bps.

In theory this is good, because it means I only have to go to someone else's house and hop on the net with my laptop there and it'll be groovy.

In reality? I know my Daddy, who only has a bunch of cell phones, and Andy, who has DSL now because his aunt wouldn't let him get online until about 0200.

Also? Tuesday I get SPN S1.

And? We have a three hundred anf fifty dollar phonebill because the fucking net on my laptop caught a virus and started dialing internationally when I'd get booted offline. No fucking clue what's going on with this yet, as Ma tells us fucking nothing.

Mikhale is on now, must go plan retardation. Loe you all, hate my fucking net.

Okay. So these ones need a little background. See, what most of y'all didn't know while requesting these is that I have a few dozen college fics I'm piecing together with mikhale right now. Because of this my Jess is incredibly fleshed out.

Title: Five Things: Jess Edition
Rating: R
Fandom(s): Supernatural
Characters: Jess, Sam, Dean, John.
Pairing: Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Words: 1,998
Summary:
Authors Notes:What you might want to know is this. Jess is in school to be a social worker. Eli is a hunter kid Sam knew from before (Don't worry though, he fucks up too much and isn't nearly a big enough focal part of anything to be a Mary Sue in any way). Jess, who is going to be a social worker, is dating a boy who doesn't like to talk about anything pre-college, wont talk to his family and has more than a few physical scars on his body. This Jess is under the (mistaken) assumption that John is a worthless drunk who beat his children senseless.

( Mooyoo: Five things Jess knew about Dean. )

( Jewels667: 5 lies Jess caught Sam in and 5 reasons why she didn't confront him about them. )

( Lissa_Bear: 5 things about Jess that remind Sam of Dean. )

( Trollprincess: Five things Sam never knew about Jessica. )

( Mikhale: Five times Jess stole Sam's food. )

First batch. Doing these in the order the mood strikes me. Everyone's will get done eventually.

( trollprincess: Five times Sam told someone at Stanford at least part of the truth. )

( mikhale: Five names Jess call Sam (bonus if you also do it vice-versa) )

( mooyoo: WINCEST WARNING. Five times Sam (almost) failed a school exam, and why. )

( lissa_bear: 5 times Dean Winchester spent the night in jail and the 5 people who bailed him out. )