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Title: True, We've Demolished a Thing or Two
Author: clex_monkie89
Artist: ordinaryink
Genre: Wincest and het
Rating: R
Pairing: Sam/Dean/Jess (Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean, Dean/Jess)
Wordcount: 39,015
Warnings: Not a casefic. Sharks. Reworked sex pollen (of the less dub-con variety).
Summary:
The idea is simple: Save People. Hunt Things.

When Sam went to Stanford, it was to save people in a different way than he was raised to. He never thought for a second that he might fall for a Hunter.

Dean never thought it would be so hard to save people, but they all keep saving themselves.

Jess never dreamed she'd find the perfect guy who would understand her job as a Hunter, but here she is bonding with two of them.

Now if they can just keep from killing each other, it might just be true love.

Art! ART. YOU GUYS, LOOK AT THE PRETTY THINGS TRACEY MADE FOR ME. GO, LOOK AT IT NOW, AND THEN COMMENT AT HER. I'LL WAIT.



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I cannot even be coherent about the undertaking this fic was, and so allow me a list of people who have helped me so much I literally cannot think of enough words for them right now:

brynspikess
chaneen
cherie_morte
gigglingkat
lavishsqualor
lesson_in_love
ordinaryink
road_rhythm
truelyesoteric
tsukinofaerii
unavoidedcrisis
waterofthemoon
wave_obscura
wutendeskind

and an extra thanks to wendy and thehighwaywoman, for not only throwing this challenge once again but letting me have three different posting dates to accommodate my fails.

Title: I Want You (And I Want Him)
Rating: R
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess, and Sam/Dean/Jess
Wordcount: 4,760
Summary: Dean goes to Stanford to live with Sam. There, they meet Jess.
Notes/Acknowledgments: Betad by cherie_morte and sophie_448, written for waterofthemoon for spnthreesome, and that bitch better love this. ♥
Warnings: For slight college!AU, incest, het, slash, and a Helen Keller joke.

( I Want You (And I Want Him) )

tigriswolf wanted me to expand on my Jess, more specifically her edition of my Five Things. My commentary will be in purple.

Title: Five Things: Jess Edition
Rating: R
Fandom(s): Supernatural
Characters: Jess, Sam, Dean, John.
Pairing: Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Words: 1,998
Summary:
Authors Notes: What you might want to know is this. Jess is in school to be a social worker. Eli is a hunter kid Sam knew from before (Don't worry though, he fucks up too much and isn't nearly a big enough focal part of anything to be a Mary Sue in any way). Jess, who is going to be a social worker, is dating a boy who doesn't like to talk about anything pre-college, wont talk to his family and has more than a few physical scars on his body. This Jess is under the (mistaken) assumption that John is a worthless drunk who beat his children senseless.

( Cut for length and reposting. )

Title: Cause Knowledge Is Power!
Author(s): clex_monkie89 and jewels667.
Rating: R
Fandom(s): Supernatural
Characters: Sam, Dean, John, Mary, Jess.
Pairing(s): Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess, Sam/Other, Dean/Other.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Words (This part): 2,451
Words (Total): 10,643
Author's Notes: So about four months back I started telling Julia about the Sam and Dean in my head and things that they did. Then Julia started asking for things that Sam knew about Dean and Dean knew about Sam and so on and so on. And then it spiraled out of control and became this. Written entirely in a series of MSN conversations.

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( Dean downloaded bestiality porn on the laptop and set it as the screensaver once. )

Title: Cause Knowledge Is Power!
Author(s): clex_monkie89 and jewels667.
Rating: R
Fandom(s): Supernatural
Characters: Sam, Dean, John, Mary, Jess.
Pairing(s): Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess, Sam/Other, Dean/Other.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Words (This part): 2,632
Words (Total): 10,643
Author's Notes: So about four months back I started telling Julia about the Sam and Dean in my head and things that they did. Then Julia started asking for things that Sam knew about Dean and Dean knew about Sam and so on and so on. And then it spiraled out of control and became this. Written entirely in a series of MSN conversations.

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( Dean knows Sam likes to be inconspicuous. )

Title: Cause Knowledge Is Power!
Author(s): clex_monkie89 and jewels667.
Rating: R
Fandom(s): Supernatural
Characters: Sam, Dean, John, Mary, Jess.
Pairing(s): Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess, Sam/Other, Dean/Other.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Words (This part): 2,697
Words (Total): 10,643
Author's Notes: So about four months back I started telling Julia about the Sam and Dean in my head and things that they did. Then Julia started asking for things that Sam knew about Dean and Dean knew about Sam and so on and so on. And then it spiraled out of control and became this. Written entirely in a series of MSN conversations.

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( Sam knows the best way to get Dean to do what he wants is to ignore him. )

Title: Cause Knowledge Is Power!
Author(s): clex_monkie89 and jewels667.
Rating: R
Fandom(s): Supernatural
Characters: Sam, Dean, John, Mary, Jess.
Pairing(s): Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess, Sam/Other, Dean/Other.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Words (This part): 2,863
Words (Total): 10,643
Author's Notes: So about four months back I started telling Julia about the Sam and Dean in my head and things that they did. Then Julia started asking for things that Sam knew about Dean and Dean knew about Sam and so on and so on. And then it spiraled out of control and became this. Written entirely in a series of MSN conversations.

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( Sam knows about that little boy, Jack, in San Antonio. )

So. Me and jewels667 have this retardedly insane thing we do. It's a whole "Knowledge" thing, I will explain later. Anyway, we started volleying back and forth yesterday in a chat with mikhale and then he left and then this happened.

We obviously need to be committed.

Dean would like you all to know that Julia drives him hard and knows all the right spots.
Sam would like you all to know that he spells much better than Clex. And knows both "grammer" and "grammar."

1,367 words.

Wincest warning.

( Dean knows Sam can take it all like a $1000 dollar whore. )

Okay. So these ones need a little background. See, what most of y'all didn't know while requesting these is that I have a few dozen college fics I'm piecing together with mikhale right now. Because of this my Jess is incredibly fleshed out.

Title: Five Things: Jess Edition
Rating: R
Fandom(s): Supernatural
Characters: Jess, Sam, Dean, John.
Pairing: Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Words: 1,998
Summary:
Authors Notes:What you might want to know is this. Jess is in school to be a social worker. Eli is a hunter kid Sam knew from before (Don't worry though, he fucks up too much and isn't nearly a big enough focal part of anything to be a Mary Sue in any way). Jess, who is going to be a social worker, is dating a boy who doesn't like to talk about anything pre-college, wont talk to his family and has more than a few physical scars on his body. This Jess is under the (mistaken) assumption that John is a worthless drunk who beat his children senseless.

( Mooyoo: Five things Jess knew about Dean. )

( Jewels667: 5 lies Jess caught Sam in and 5 reasons why she didn't confront him about them. )

( Lissa_Bear: 5 things about Jess that remind Sam of Dean. )

( Trollprincess: Five things Sam never knew about Jessica. )

( Mikhale: Five times Jess stole Sam's food. )

First batch. Doing these in the order the mood strikes me. Everyone's will get done eventually.

( trollprincess: Five times Sam told someone at Stanford at least part of the truth. )

( mikhale: Five names Jess call Sam (bonus if you also do it vice-versa) )

( mooyoo: WINCEST WARNING. Five times Sam (almost) failed a school exam, and why. )

( lissa_bear: 5 times Dean Winchester spent the night in jail and the 5 people who bailed him out. )