Jenmar - Really hot Freddy Krueger.

I just got an email from Pissy consisting of nothing but what is underneath the cut.

See, we had this story we were writing Way Back When. It was HUGE and epic and made out of pure crack. It's was an all Anime crossover that made Excell Saga look like Graveyard of the Fireflys.

The main bit was Dragonball Z and we decided we were gonna ruin Vegeta's life by making his name actually a shortened version of a royal name which is customarily long. If you can actually manage to make your way through it (Saying it out loud helps) right it tells you all the series we crossover and everything about the plot.

Yes, the following is meant to be intimidating, so that only a few people would actually read/get it.

( Cut for insane crack )

For those who couldn't make it through here is the translation.

( Translated )

Seriously. Yakfucking has nothing on Were!Monkey alien vampires pregnant with litters of assbabies who also spontaneously change sex (and clothes) and defend Japan with a bunch of fourteen-year-old girls.

SNL is doing a skit on RPS (Restless Penis Syndrome).

"Won't you please support the RPS foundation?"

Best. Skit. Ever.

I'm watching a Drake & Josh marathon right now and it's all lyra_wing's fault.

Dear Body,

It's 0600 on Saturday. And not just any Saturday but the first day of Spring Break.

Why are you awake?

Confused and Unloved,

Me.

P.S. Why can't you do this when I have classes?

Oh God, Chad. You were in Freaky Friday? No wonder why you're such a douche. And I thought Cinderella Story was a bad deal.

And what the hell is that growing off of your mouth?

mikhale says:
i have issues with sam being lower than 15 and sucking sam's cock.
MetalliBitch Clex says:
I have issues with Sam sucking Sam's cock. Period.
SamandDean are in love says:
XD
MetalliBitch Clex says:
I have to post that now.

--

mikhale says:
either that or it's detachable and the thought is too painful for me to think about.
MetalliBitch Clex says:
DETACHABLE PENIS!
MetalliBitch Clex says:
I love that song.
SamandDean are in love says:
I love that song.
SamandDean are in love says:
XD
MetalliBitch Clex says:
XD
SamandDean are in love says:
Xd
SamandDean are in love says:
Hahaha.
SamandDean are in love says:
That was funny.
mikhale says:
omigod, it's like the attack of the brain-twinned whores.
MetalliBitch Clex says:
Ow. I just snorted toilet paper laughing at that.

Me and Phil are talking about JDM and how he might show up on Supernatural (We can hope, shut up.) and we're talking about him coming back as a ghost.

Phil: Just to screw with people Kripke should do the Oedipus thing.
I: *Crack the fuck up* Orpheus.
Phil: Whatever!
I: Because Oedipus killed his father and fucked his mother and Orpheus went to hell and shit.

I have some shiny new socks.

That is all.

The 'Tell Me What to Create' AnonyMeme!


(only it doesn't have to be anonymous)


The rules are simple. You comment here with your username, and people can tell you what they want to see you write. Or draw, or vid, or icon, whatever. Despite the name, they don't have to do it anonymously, though of course they certainly can. You then go through the comments and if you see that person who you've always wanted to write a Green Arrow AU set in the Terror, where Ollie is a Scarlet Pimpernel-esque figure, smuggling people out of Paris, then you tell them that they should write it.

I'm here. Nothing's guaranteed, this is more of me saying "I'm open for bunnies."

Especially ones that I might be able to stretch out for 20,000 words possibly.