V-Day randomness

I like Valentine's Day.

Why?

Because the day afterwards is my mother's birthday and I can spend $1.06 and get her (Litterally) 30 stuffed animals from Wal-Mart proclaiming how much I less than three her.

It's not being cheap; it's being poor and knowing how to save.

V-Day randomness

I like Valentine's Day.

Why?

Because the day afterwards is my mother's birthday and I can spend $1.06 and get her (Litterally) 30 stuffed animals from Wal-Mart proclaiming how much I less than three her.

It's not being cheap; it's being poor and knowing how to save.

Wife Swap

Holy fuck dude. I want to severely beat the blonde liberal bitch on tonight's Wife Swap.

Dude. That bitch needs to stop crying and get a fucking life. I like the conservative family better in this episode. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot dude?

Also? I realized that I'm not sure how straight people act. Really, I have like... next to no clue.

Wife Swap

Holy fuck dude. I want to severely beat the blonde liberal bitch on tonight's Wife Swap.

Dude. That bitch needs to stop crying and get a fucking life. I like the conservative family better in this episode. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot dude?

Also? I realized that I'm not sure how straight people act. Really, I have like... next to no clue.

GLBTQ Friends and Straight friends. (Was: Trans Issues in Fiction)

Trans issues in fanfiction.

I love realism and I love seeing issues in fic. Of course there's a fine line between Real Issues and Social Commentary. It's too easy to fall into Route 666 territory while aiming for Nightmare. And? I have my own little things too.

See. My thing about this? Is that I am the gay agenda. Seriously. I helped one of my friends realize he was FtM and another give a name to her androgyny. And? I helped another person realize that liking females with male genitalia isn't "straight." Also? I spread the slash and have a statistically improbable amount of GLBTQ friends. Seriously. You want proof? Here are my friends IRL.

Phil - Gay. Writes and reads M/M.
Liz - Lesbian. Watches chick-porn and obsesses over The L Word.
Big Liz - Big lesbian.
Mo-fleaky - Bi. Wouldn't put it passed her to watch something with horses in it if she got bored.
Heather - Slightly bi, 90% lesbian, 10% straight. Big on the F/F art and likes M/M sometimes too.
Girl-Errin - Bi. Reads and writes M/M.
Aiden - Gay male. Non-op FtM. Used to get squicked easily, now sends me M/M comic-porn when we're online at the same time.
Addie - Straight female (Androgynous). Cross-dresser.
Midget - Lesbian. Thought she was straight for a long time that I knew her until she met her girlfriend Darlene.
Nicole - Lesbian.
Me - Pansexual/Asexual. Reads/writes M/M. Oddly? Not all that big on F/F.
Pissy (Non-blood sister) - Bi. Reads and writes M/M and F/F.
Chelsea (Non-blood sister) - Straight. Reads and writes M/M.
Brittney - Straight. Squicks easy and thinks two boys kissing is "icky."
Newbie - Straight. Makes incestuous jokes about him and his twin.
Brittan - Straight. Cross-dresser.
Travis - Unsure. Likes "chicks with dicks" as he put it. He likes women and women with male genitalia but not men flat-out. Has made out with a another guy while possibly drunk.
Beer - Straight (Claiming). Makes out with and half-molests both men and women when he's drunk. Is pretty much always drunk.
James (Ex-boyfriend) - Claims to be bi, obviously gay. Wrote one piece of M/M that scared the fucking shit out of me cause... Because.
Monic (Sister in law I haven't seen in years) - Lesbian.
Aaliyah - Lesbian. Did not realize that two men could have anal sex. Once referred to what she thought they could do as "Sword fighting." Complete with bouncing index fingers.
Shaina - Straight. Once "accidentally" went to hardcorehentai.com
TaYam - Bi. Thought he was straight until Pissy helped him realize that him liking guys wasn't bad. Wrote a horrible M/M once back when he thought he was straight. Also used to smack his male cousin's ass.
Qwirt - Straight? TaYam's cousin. Gave a blowjob to a banana flavored condom. Undressed all my male FKiss dolls to see if they were anatomically correct.

Now? Every fandom I'm in I suddenly want one or more people to have an ex who is either pre, post, or non-operative. And? I suddenly want to give everyone a huge amount of gay friends. Why? BECAUSE I BARELY KNOW ANY STRAIGHT PEOPLE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY ACT! Really. Me and my friends all make all sorts of gay jokes and send porny pictures and most of us find two guys together really hot. And with like... two or three exceptions it's because the person who doesn't like it just has no interest in men at all. I really have like no clue how the average straight person acts with their friends.

Brittney is the straightest person I know but you know what? She ain't exactly the kind of person you want to use as a standard for friends. She's an attention-hog and if she's not interested in something you're saying she'll try to change the topic or just leave.

This... took a different turn then it was supposed to.

Mainly what I'm saying? Is that I have this habit of wanting to make everyone GLBTQ and give everyone GLBTQ friends. Even if it's not usually realistic because it's what I know.

This icon is kinda perfect.

GLBTQ Friends and Straight friends. (Was: Trans Issues in Fiction)

Trans issues in fanfiction.

I love realism and I love seeing issues in fic. Of course there's a fine line between Real Issues and Social Commentary. It's too easy to fall into Route 666 territory while aiming for Nightmare. And? I have my own little things too.

See. My thing about this? Is that I am the gay agenda. Seriously. I helped one of my friends realize he was FtM and another give a name to her androgyny. And? I helped another person realize that liking females with male genitalia isn't "straight." Also? I spread the slash and have a statistically improbable amount of GLBTQ friends. Seriously. You want proof? Here are my friends IRL.

Phil - Gay. Writes and reads M/M.
Liz - Lesbian. Watches chick-porn and obsesses over The L Word.
Big Liz - Big lesbian.
Mo-fleaky - Bi. Wouldn't put it passed her to watch something with horses in it if she got bored.
Heather - Slightly bi, 90% lesbian, 10% straight. Big on the F/F art and likes M/M sometimes too.
Girl-Errin - Bi. Reads and writes M/M.
Aiden - Gay male. Non-op FtM. Used to get squicked easily, now sends me M/M comic-porn when we're online at the same time.
Addie - Straight female (Androgynous). Cross-dresser.
Midget - Lesbian. Thought she was straight for a long time that I knew her until she met her girlfriend Darlene.
Nicole - Lesbian.
Me - Pansexual/Asexual. Reads/writes M/M. Oddly? Not all that big on F/F.
Pissy (Non-blood sister) - Bi. Reads and writes M/M and F/F.
Chelsea (Non-blood sister) - Straight. Reads and writes M/M.
Brittney - Straight. Squicks easy and thinks two boys kissing is "icky."
Newbie - Straight. Makes incestuous jokes about him and his twin.
Brittan - Straight. Cross-dresser.
Travis - Unsure. Likes "chicks with dicks" as he put it. He likes women and women with male genitalia but not men flat-out. Has made out with a another guy while possibly drunk.
Beer - Straight (Claiming). Makes out with and half-molests both men and women when he's drunk. Is pretty much always drunk.
James (Ex-boyfriend) - Claims to be bi, obviously gay. Wrote one piece of M/M that scared the fucking shit out of me cause... Because.
Monic (Sister in law I haven't seen in years) - Lesbian.
Aaliyah - Lesbian. Did not realize that two men could have anal sex. Once referred to what she thought they could do as "Sword fighting." Complete with bouncing index fingers.
Shaina - Straight. Once "accidentally" went to hardcorehentai.com
TaYam - Bi. Thought he was straight until Pissy helped him realize that him liking guys wasn't bad. Wrote a horrible M/M once back when he thought he was straight. Also used to smack his male cousin's ass.
Qwirt - Straight? TaYam's cousin. Gave a blowjob to a banana flavored condom. Undressed all my male FKiss dolls to see if they were anatomically correct.

Now? Every fandom I'm in I suddenly want one or more people to have an ex who is either pre, post, or non-operative. And? I suddenly want to give everyone a huge amount of gay friends. Why? BECAUSE I BARELY KNOW ANY STRAIGHT PEOPLE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY ACT! Really. Me and my friends all make all sorts of gay jokes and send porny pictures and most of us find two guys together really hot. And with like... two or three exceptions it's because the person who doesn't like it just has no interest in men at all. I really have like no clue how the average straight person acts with their friends.

Brittney is the straightest person I know but you know what? She ain't exactly the kind of person you want to use as a standard for friends. She's an attention-hog and if she's not interested in something you're saying she'll try to change the topic or just leave.

This... took a different turn then it was supposed to.

Mainly what I'm saying? Is that I have this habit of wanting to make everyone GLBTQ and give everyone GLBTQ friends. Even if it's not usually realistic because it's what I know.

This icon is kinda perfect.

Mini-metas, tangents that have nothing to do with the topic, and Heroes.

Why does everyone have to be beautiful in fic?

I have a total realism kink. I love it when things aren't perfect and I love the imperfections that people have. My idea of the people Michael has in The Escape Plan? Are two sets of brothers even slashier than him and Lincoln Are real people.

There's a heavy-set native girl with long hair, a Mexican girl with thick muscles and a shaved head and a deep-voice who gets pissed at being mistaken for a guy, a guy who's heavy-set and unpopular and kinda scared of people who may or not be named Bradley after his father, he won't make up his fucking mind!, and a handful of other people who look varying degrees of normal.

And a couple of hardcore esses who are just completely dick-whipped by Michael. The last two are mainly to throw Sucre a curve-ball to the side of his neck though really.

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Angsting Protagonists not eating in fic and female writers.

I'm not entirely sure what the person who wrote this is trying to say. I think she's complaining because when she reads fic and someone depressed instead of overeating they don't eat. I can't speak for other people but I? Am a pig and I'm always hungry. Unless I'm PMSing, or upset. Why? Because when one of those is happening I feel nauseous and icky and sometimes the mere thought of food makes me feel vomity. So? I don't eat. Of course I have weird eating habits, I can easily go for days on end without eating and then just completely pig out on like two huge bowls of tuna noodle casserole.

My younger brother? Not big on food in general. When he gets upset? He hits walls and floors and metal and breaks his knuckles and tears them up. If it's something about Steffie (His girlfriend, the cunt)? He tends to throw his phone and just completely and utterly breaks. But he doesn't break easy.

My older brother? Is manic-depressive and bipolar and was a self-mutilator who self-medicated with drugs and burned/cut/beat himself foryears. He believes very firmly that going to prison was a good thing for him, it taught him how to right himself and if it weren't for prison he'd probably be dead now.

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Heroes! OMG I CAN’T WAIT! Apocalypses and things like that are groovy but super-powers are my mad love and bread-and-butter. I’m Sci-Fi and Comic all the way and this just… Oh man I will stalk this show obsessively if it gets picked up.

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Dial-up keeps knocking me offline and it's starting to fucking piss me off. Really a fucking lot. I'm at 14.4 Kbps right now. My new glasses make my eyes hurt.

Mini-metas, tangents that have nothing to do with the topic, and Heroes.

Why does everyone have to be beautiful in fic?

I have a total realism kink. I love it when things aren't perfect and I love the imperfections that people have. My idea of the people Michael has in The Escape Plan? Are two sets of brothers even slashier than him and Lincoln Are real people.

There's a heavy-set native girl with long hair, a Mexican girl with thick muscles and a shaved head and a deep-voice who gets pissed at being mistaken for a guy, a guy who's heavy-set and unpopular and kinda scared of people who may or not be named Bradley after his father, he won't make up his fucking mind!, and a handful of other people who look varying degrees of normal.

And a couple of hardcore esses who are just completely dick-whipped by Michael. The last two are mainly to throw Sucre a curve-ball to the side of his neck though really.

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Angsting Protagonists not eating in fic and female writers.

I'm not entirely sure what the person who wrote this is trying to say. I think she's complaining because when she reads fic and someone depressed instead of overeating they don't eat. I can't speak for other people but I? Am a pig and I'm always hungry. Unless I'm PMSing, or upset. Why? Because when one of those is happening I feel nauseous and icky and sometimes the mere thought of food makes me feel vomity. So? I don't eat. Of course I have weird eating habits, I can easily go for days on end without eating and then just completely pig out on like two huge bowls of tuna noodle casserole.

My younger brother? Not big on food in general. When he gets upset? He hits walls and floors and metal and breaks his knuckles and tears them up. If it's something about Steffie (His girlfriend, the cunt)? He tends to throw his phone and just completely and utterly breaks. But he doesn't break easy.

My older brother? Is manic-depressive and bipolar and was a self-mutilator who self-medicated with drugs and burned/cut/beat himself foryears. He believes very firmly that going to prison was a good thing for him, it taught him how to right himself and if it weren't for prison he'd probably be dead now.

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Heroes! OMG I CAN’T WAIT! Apocalypses and things like that are groovy but super-powers are my mad love and bread-and-butter. I’m Sci-Fi and Comic all the way and this just… Oh man I will stalk this show obsessively if it gets picked up.

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Dial-up keeps knocking me offline and it's starting to fucking piss me off. Really a fucking lot. I'm at 14.4 Kbps right now. My new glasses make my eyes hurt.