Asstards.

[clex_monkie89]

Dear every last fucking retard at spnstoryfinders,

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING LIFE. I don't care if you have a new kitty and that's why you want everyone to link you to fic with the boys and a cat. I don't care if you have the flu or relationship problems or a stubbed fucking toe. SHUT THE GOD DAMNED HELL UP. Just ask for the fucking fic and be gone, moron.

No love,

Me

P.S. Didn't that use to be a comm for finding specific fics? When did this turn into "rec me all the first time fics you know" as opposed to "does anyone know the fic where Sam and Dean have had sex and then Sam gets all depressed because Dean won't go near him anymore"?

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Dear most icontests,

Plain =/= simple. Just because there isn't nineteen brushes does not mean the icon was just cut and sized.

Gr.

Me.

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Dear way too many icon makers,

Selective coloring; you're doing it wrong. Filmy blue icons and bright orange skin are NOT GOOD. EVER.

*Headdeskheaddeskheaddesk*

Signed,

*Headdesk*

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Dear college students,

Why are none of you dressed up? You all suck too.

You're all tools,

(Genderswapped!)Dean Winchester

Comments

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

I think the quality of moderation has gone down in spnstoryfinders, which makes sense since it has so many posts a day. I've noticed the epic personal prefaces as well. I still read them because frankly I find the "summaries" fucking therapeutic. I mean, after reading does anyone know that AU when Jensen has asthma and Jared has to save him from the slave trade how can you not have a fucking huge smile on your face?

:is a college student and is not dressed up: In my defense, I'm sad that I didn't have time to dress up. Academics are pwning me right now. Seriously, I'm like being ass raped. :(

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

does anyone know that AU when Jensen has asthma and Jared has to save him from the slave trade

The one where Jared saves Jensen from the slave trade is an awesome fic though! The one where Jared has something asthma-like and Jensen has to enter the sex slave trade to save him is awesome too (both are Post-Apoc AUs that I can point too if you'd like)! I always find it amazing what weird details people remember about fics or, in some cases, how such good fic can sound SO BAD when they're broken down to the very basest of elements.

Also? You get a pass because you wanted to dress up. Apparently no one else does. BOO on them.