clex_monkie89 | We are INSANE.

And we also cast ourselves as the CWRPS peoples.

hansbekhart = CHAD "CHAD IS NOT A DOUCHE. JUST THE ALPHA."

namegoeshere = JENSEN (Not J2 Jensen, JA/CK, Jenny) "JENNY IS NOT GAY. HE JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE WITH KANE."/"JENNY IS NOT GAY. HE JUST CUDDLES."

clex_monkie89 = JARED (Not J2!Jared. Or JA/CMM Jared) "FEE-FI-FO-FUM, JARED SMELLS THE BLOOD OF A TINY ONE."

essenceofmeanin = WELLING "WHO THE FCUK IS WELLING?" (With FCUK respelled right by Rosenbaum)

stephanometra = ROSENBAUM "ROSENBAUM CAN SPELL"

ellipsisblack = KANE (HAS NO SHIRT, NEEDS NO SHIRT)

unperfectwolf = CARLSON "HEY, IT'S THAT OTHER GUY FROM KANE!"

waterofthemoon = RILEY "THAT GUY FROM THE DELL COMERCIALS (BUT NOT REALLY)" SMITH

alazysod = DAVID "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF" BOREANAZ

floridapeaches = JEFFEREY DEAN "PLZ TO B HAVIN' SEX NOW?" MORGAN

affectingly = JIM "THE BEAVE" BEAVER

So we're talking about Deam's new-found love for Chris Kane (and his music).

clex_monkie89 (7:28:07 PM): Also worst straight guy ever.

namegoeshere (7:28:09 PM): Dude, it's not like I want to have sex with him or anything.

namegoeshere (7:28:20 PM): I just want him to come live in my garage!

clex_monkie89 (7:28:20 PM): You just wanna lay in bed with him and cuddle.

namegoeshere (7:28:25 PM): Okay, that too.

namegoeshere (7:28:33 PM): HE LOOKS COMFY.

clex_monkie89 (7:28:34 PM): Cause that's not gay at all.

namegoeshere (7:28:41 PM): It's NOT.

namegoeshere (7:28:54 PM): don't judge me!

clex_monkie89 (7:29:05 PM): Also? I very much feel like Jared in a JA/CK fic now.

clex_monkie89 (7:29:08 PM): All your fault.

And then we all decided to make t-shirts to wear to WinCon.

Come! You should come to WinCon and be my boyfriend, Chris! Please? For me?

And I mean boyfriend in a totally platonic, straight guy kind of way.

Because I'm not gay.

And no, I'm not in denial.

OH GOD I WANT TO.

But I can't. T_T I just can't justify it. Or afford it.