Oh dear God no.

[clex_monkie89]

It's almost 0800 and I'm at ?skip=500 and counting with no signs of slowing. *Waves white flag* I give up. If there's anything anyone thinks I should see they'd do well to link me to it here.

Also? I just realized that my stocking isn't even up at Mom's. Last year it went up as soon as we got it. I realize that I'm twenty but I haven't had the chance to do a lot of "holiday" stuff and I try to make up for it now.

Yeah, yeah, fucking call me "Sam" and get it over with, okay?

In more Sammich-like and incredibly ungreatful news I think Mom's getting me a cellphone for Christmas and I'm diosapointed. I don't really know what I want but I know that Ma probably spent a hundred and fifty dollars on something I literally use twice a day. To text CJ and tell him I'm awake or at school and to call Dad if/when I need a ride.

Ugh. I fucking need sleep.

Comments

[ferrynheit.livejournal.com]

Sam, you better be in bed!

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I slept. No nightmares even! Except the one where I woke up and saw your face! XD

[ferrynheit.livejournal.com]

Hey, asswipe! You better be nice to me, because guess what. You've been gifted! Keep your eyes on the mailbox. And be surprised. I demand it.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Woot! Also? I totally need you address again because I cannot remember where the hell I put it.

I lose.

[ferrynheit.livejournal.com]

uLose!

P.O. Box 1624
Hayward, WI 54843

Hey look, my address is in your journal! Now all your friends can send me presents! :P

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

WOOT.

[ferrynheit.livejournal.com]

Also? Christ Almighty! How many different headers do you have? I've been enjoying seeing which one pops up each time I click on a different link in your journal. I must have seen about six different ones already!

And Jared is just too smokin' hot for his own good. I want to hump his leg. Hell, I'd even pick his nose for him. Anything to touch the guy.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Last count I had over sixty. And each one with lyrics has a "base" counterpart.

Jared really is magnificent, isn't he?

[ferrynheit.livejournal.com]

MOG. How appropriate! I came to your journal thinking I'd reply to your latest comment and then decided against it because it'd be some stupid, throwaway comment. BUT, just as I was about to go back, I saw the header. THE CROTCH SHOT. Cheesey approves. :D

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Which crotch shot? I think I have two up there now.

[ferrynheit.livejournal.com]

Which? Uhh... jeans? Crotches? I dunno, how does one describe a crotch shot? They were leaning, I do believe. It's bright. They're about a foot or two apart. And they said hello to me.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Ah, one of the Hooker Promo ones. Very nice. Very.