Friday Night Lights. Face it dude, I suck at subjects.

[clex_monkie89]

Sleep sched is all fucked up again.

Gonna try to sleep here soon because I should.

Going to go see Clerks II with Yussie and Daddy tomorrow.

Cheesey's brother's are named Sam and Jess. Seriously. I want to make nine kinds of incest and sex change jokes now.

I hate being a chick right now. I apologize in advance if I bitch out or get bitchy/testy/annoyed/annoying with anyone for the next week.

I miss OT5.

My head kinda hurts and I'm a little light-headed.

I want bloody steak and chocolate.

I would like it muchly if my chest would stop hurting soon. And no worries people, it's the kind of chest-hurty that always happens about now, nothing dangerous but annoying and buggy as all fuck.

I totally just spent like what felt like a half an hour trying to find some kind of biblical quote on incest for something that may or may-not happen in a fic I may or may-not write. Sadly I suck and therefor gave up before I could find anything.

Crap. I just realized I totally forgot to give Julia my address to send either Mary or Dean to me. JULIA! MY ADDRESS IS BEING SENT TO YOUR YAHOO ACCOUNT. DUN FORGET TO CHECK IT MMKAY?

Things I Need To Do:
Put in my latest scene in Dean On A Boat (The Prequel to Snakes On A Plane) Octopuses are Inconsiderate.
Plot and start my spn_50states fic.
Write Amanda Mommy!Dean ficlet.
Write Amanda non!cactus spined!Sammich and Dean ficlet.
Finish my spn_50states fic by August first.
Find titles for those three ficlets that I need to post.
Get to library and download the John the Revelator vid from sacrilicious sometime before link expires on Friday.
Figure out other things to download while there so I don't waste an entire CD on 17MB.
Make that one "Jenny without The Gay" icon.
Make some other icon I can't remember right now.

Comments

[thelana.livejournal.com]

Lookie => Pretty PB Season 2 promo pics:

http://thelana.livejournal.com/324659.html?style=mine

Also, I think I need a "The Cancer of Prison Break" (or "The Cancer of Livejournal") icon. Because July 18th => cancer.

While not exactly biblical, some of the most diverse links on incest I found were near the bottom of this ship manifesto. One day when I'm bored enough I will go and sum it up.

[thelana.livejournal.com]

Also: Leviticus 18-20

You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God. 5 Keep my decrees and laws, for the man who obeys them will live by them. I am the LORD.

6 " 'No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.

[thelana.livejournal.com]

More biblical incest:

Abraham quote

How did that work for Cain and the other first humans?

Seduction of Lot

Incest in the bible at wikipedia.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Pretty piccies!

Your icon is on my newest list.

And? I heart you for this link and all the other ones cause you ROCK.

[deutschtard.livejournal.com]

your journal is always fun to read :D


btw, have you gotten the two emails i sent you? i sent one to the LJ email, and one to the hotmail.....

i'd love you to beta my abruzzi fics if you could....seems you have a lot on your plate.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Totally have not gotten the emails. Of course Yahoo has also been eating Halfshell's emails to me too. Try and send it again? I think I might have some time to beta you fic.

[becisvolatile.livejournal.com]

Deuteronomy 27:22 & Leviticus 20:17

Both mention it in that whole 'Don't poke your sister' context.

Genesis 19:32-36
Has an account of a daughter sleeping with her father...

Leviticus 18:6-18 Has a bunch, but again, all about women.

If you're looking for references about men together you won't find many, unless you check out the whole Sodom and Gomorrah thing in Genesis 18 & 19, but there's nothing really quotable there. Also Genesis 13:13 sums up what was wrong with Sodom.

Jude talks about men who sin in the tradition of Sodom, and it has some pretty words, mostly Jude 1:7 and 1:12-16, not incest and not explicitly stated as sexual immorality, but you could take it to mean that.

General homosexual nay-saying is in 1 Corinthians 6:9 (that number always cracks me up in this context... and I really should be so much more mature than that)... one thing you should be aware of here is that the original text used the word 'arsenokoites' which means 'male' 'bed', not necessarily homosexual, even though that was the translation. The words do not exactly cover sexual activity, although many take them to mean that.

Leviticus 18:22 again, basically blasts homosexual relations. This passage is very unfortunately just one dot point before bestiality.

Also, Leviticus 20:13 is all doom and gloom about the hot hot boy on boy action.

I don't think there are any actual references to brothers sleeping together... but I could be wrong. Sorry I couldn't offer any more help. Also, sorry for commenting out of nowhere like a ninja. *fwosh vanish*

[thelana.livejournal.com]

You got le mad skillz :)

And a good place to look up all of these is ths one.

[becisvolatile.livejournal.com]

Thirteen years of bible education. Is it my fault that I choose to spend that education on the pursuit of better pr0n resources?

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

Find titles for those three ficlets that I need to post.
Want to post them up on your journal and poke me? Or do you want to take a stab on your own?

I emailed you again, but no reply. Basically it was, if you still have them, could you email the PB banners you did for me already and let me look at them? Chances are I will like them even if you don't. Because I know how you get about your creations. :0

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Dude. Yahoo hates me. I was wondering why you never resent whatever that was. As soon as I'm off of Sammich and back on the laptop I'll get started on trying to send it.

And? I'll also totally make a you-only post for the ficlets cause I've been trying to name them for litterally about a week now.

In conclusion? Fucking Yahoo.

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

I was wondering why you never resent whatever that was.
Hah! Yeah, I sent it out like, the next day! So now you know what the request was, anyway. :)

Fucking Yahoo.
I'm still remembering the MSN-Messenger night, with ClexUp! ClexDown. ClexUp! ClexDown. Like every 10 seconds at one point. Sheesh!

I have DSL... but I'm also rebooting the router about 2X a day in this heat. I'm thinking the network connection gets flaky due to the heat, and the router isn't robust enough to recover as often as it should. :0

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

You are LOVE. I thank you so much for your help.

[becisvolatile.livejournal.com]

Not a problem. There’s nothing like a little fire and brimstone to keep a girl warm on a cold winter’s night.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Okay. First let me just say that my Jenny without the gay icon better not have the word "Jenny" anywhere in it. :P

The real question is, do you want Mary, or do you want Dean? I personally have no preference what-so ever. Mary is white and is the large version, and therefore holds more songs(don't know how many). Dean is pink (hee) and holds about 2,000 songs. Let me know biotch and I will drop it in the mail in the next day or so. I less than three you like a mo-fo. *squishes*

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I tottally wanna make a Jenny from the Block icon for him now. :D

Hm. As cute as Dean sounds, and as adorable as the pinkness is, I think I'm gonna go with quantity and choose Mary. Although I fret that naming Mary "Mary" may be asking for spontaneous heat combustion...

And I feel the need to point out that this is being replied to via Sammich. :P

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Maybe we can make she a he and it can be Papa Winchester. It'll be nice for Sammich and John to be able to spend some quality time together. :P

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Awww! That's totally it, it's John. Totally John.

Also? Do you have YIM? Cause Sammich has YIM and I be bored.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I have it, but it's being a complete asshole and won't let me sing in. Grrrrr.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I think it's Yahoo because it's not letting me sign in either. Fucking Yahoo.

Sofa. King. Bored.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Grrr. I was getting really fucking aggravated, so I just quit messing with it. Where are you right now?

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Sitting on my bed staring at my inbox and try not to hug Sammich (cause then I can't see the screen).

Checking mu FList on here is crackers man.

Entertain me.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

*dances and juggles*

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Holy shit.

My mother, who is 48 and had her tubes tied 18 years ago, is pregnant.

Why did I have to ask for entertainment?

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

NO FUCKING WAY!

Is she happy or pissed off?

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

YES FUCKING WAY!

Ma and CJ are happy, it's just...

Buh. No other response, just Buh.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Wow. A baby. They're kind of cute, but I wouldn't want to start all over again.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I see lots of diaper changing in my future. And babysitting. But then again it's not like I actually go anywhere so...

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I was the built in babysitter for my sister, and while I hated it at the time, she is now my favorite person in the whole world.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

When are you coming on line?????

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

No clue. Yussie's playing Diablo II right now so it could be a while.

And to make it better Sammich is at about 15% battery.

Damage.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaa! *cries*

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

This is just...

Special. Not neccesarily bad but special.

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

CLEX, WHERE ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU NOT ON MSN? BOAT!DEAN FIC HAS EATEN MY BRAIN AND I CANNOT STOP ADDING INTO IT AND I HAVE USED UP ALL MY TURNS WITH IT BECAUSE IT ATED MY BRAIN. ALSO, I HAVE FINISHED MY STOLED FIC AND I WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU AND I HURRIED TO LOG ON BUT YOU WERE NOT THERE. AND BOAT!DEAN FIC HAS EATEN MY BRAIN. THIS IS WHY I CANNOT NOT SPEAK IN CAPITAL LETTERS. CLEX, COME BACK. I NEED YOU TO TAKE BOAT!DEAN OFF OF MY HANDS.

[thelana.livejournal.com]

One of these days somebody has to explain the whole boat!Dean thing to me. Seems like julia is writing one as well.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Boat Dean does seem to be a thing. Although, since I have read some of Boat!Dean I can tell you it is a thing of funny. Yacht!Dean and Bellick is more on the disturbving side.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

You should totally play Boat!Dean with us, it's tons of fun!

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

It's one fic that Clex and I took turns adding to. And then she brought in Julia who just made a minor adjustment but because of that we ate her too and are forcing her to write parts of it as well. It is crack of the highest calibur.

This is why you should start going on chats too.

[thelana.livejournal.com]

Makes me wish I didn't hate chats. But, sigh, I just do.

Seen the pretty season 2 promo arts for PB yet?

=> http://thelana.livejournal.com/324659.html?style=mine

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

You poor, poor spaz. Email them both to me so I can lookit and so I can not be adding on to an old version.