UGH.

[clex_monkie89]

Today has been minor fail.

Okay, so, background info: Since the age of... Five? Ish? My bladder has been twice the size of the average adults. This caused a number of issues for me growing up, including but not limited to: the fact that unless my bladder is overfilled I tend not to realize I actually need to use the bathroom, and abdominal muscles that aren't quiet strong enough to hold it in if I really have to go badly.

I? Have a cold. And have been drinking water ALL DAY to keep hydrated. I have also been sneezing all day. I am now on my fourth pair of underwear because I keep pissing myself while sneezing. NOT. FUCKING. ON.

BUT! NOT ALL HORRIBLE! I have a new brace that FITS and 934 words so far on my Big Bang today!

Comments

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

Over the last few years, demographic changes have meant that the pads and tampons section of local supermarkets has been slowly taken over by an increasingly large and varied incontinence pad section. I think you might be able to benefit from this (and seriously, I work in a pharmacy and sell these things to people of all ages - save your underwear!)

[brieza.livejournal.com]

I had an ultrasound for a cyst and the tech ended up telling me, "Wow, did you know your bladder's really tiny?" Why yes, I did, so does anyone else who spends more than an hour with me... We need to average ours.

Get better soon! I've been drinking all day because I'm massively dehydrated from surgery and on day 6 of a major migraine.