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[clex_monkie89]

I may have just accidentally applied online for a job at a strip club.

Comments

[maharetr.livejournal.com]

Is that one of those "I tripped, I swear!" sort of accidents, or one of those really vague 'good people skills? can work on your feet?' ads? *grins*

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

that is pretty much exactly what I was wondering, only your version is funnier and more coherent *g*

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Hey, reading all the way through something is hard, you know?

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

One of those, "will train, must have customer service skills, MUST WORK WELL WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!" ads that didn't click with my brain until I had already hit "Apply."

[alistra.livejournal.com]

*LOL* By accident, riiiiiiiiight. Just tell us it's your long lost dreamjob. We won't judge. ;D

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

OH NOES, MAH SEKRIT IS KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN! *Hides in shame FOREVER*

[maharetr.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, you never know... ;)

And now I'm morbidly curious: is the ad public? would you link?

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's public. It's on the Phoenix site for Monster. If I could figure out which what I clicked to get to it I would totes cap it.

[amara-m.livejournal.com]

I was gonna ask how one might apply for something like that by accident, but then I remembered the "Gentleman's Club" incident and figured maybe I'd just be supportive instead.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

See? It's SO MUCH EASIER THAN IT SOUNDS.

[thenyxie.livejournal.com]

Just don't accidentally get hired and you'll be all right ;)

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Dude, it didn't even list the NAME of the place. There's a very real chance that if they call I might actually go to the interview and not realize it until I get there.

My fail, it goes on and on.

[thenyxie.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! You could always ask what the "dress code" is for the job before accepting any interviews. If they have no idea what you're talking about, then you know! *G*

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Good point! *Makes note*

Seriously. I rock something particularly odd today.

[sweill.livejournal.com]

And now, the theme from Titanic...

LOL

[yami2incinera.livejournal.com]

I agree, as long as you don't accidentally get hired. I'm curious to see what a job interview for these people would be like.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Probably involves dancing and measuring of chests?

[beckaandzac.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I'd totes hire you.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

*Smushes*

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

:x

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

STFU. IT WAS A VAGUE AD, OKAY?

[castiel.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, that is too great.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

iWin at Teh Intarwebz, yis?

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

accidentally

I love it when you're trying to be modest. It's hot.

<3

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

*Dances for you*

[alazysod.livejournal.com]

HAHA. :DDDD

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

STFU, ROSENBAUM. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW.

[benitle.livejournal.com]

Entry tags: laugh at clex
Believe me, I did!

Now tell the rest of the story, plz!

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

It was a really vague ad, okay? I hit "Apply" and then read through and noticed the "MUST WORK WELL WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!" part.

[crimsonkitty88.livejournal.com]

That...

That...

herm... nonono *shakes head*

That... um....

*has nothing to say*

o.Ox

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahhaha. Um, oops. :D

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I am the winning winner. Clearly.

[sophie-448.livejournal.com]

*laughs forever* <333

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

IT WAS EARLY, OKAY?

[velithya]

ahahaha oh baby, yeah

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

iRock like a rocking thing.