Ramble, ramble

[clex_monkie89]

- Just signed up for spn_remix because I am a fucking masochist. I'm hoping not to get the same person I got in my last remix because, nothing personal, I never realized how much of a Wincester I was until I had nothing but gen fics to choose from to remix.

- Also? I will laugh heartily when either I get Deam or he gets me because we talk constantly and past in bits of what we're writing into chat when we talk. So if one of us gets the other we will know immediately when we don't want to talk about our Remix.

- I just downloaded the first 495 pages of Deathly Hollows. I don't even read HP. I think I just downloaded it because I could. I'm the chick who will be clicking on all the cut-tags next Sunday when my entire FList loses their fucking mind as one just because I wanna know what's going on.

- Tomorrow me and Phil are going to see Transformers and Harry Potter. My spoiler shirt came in from Threadless (I love you Julia!) and I'm totally wearing it tomorrow.

- I am currently procrastinating on a commentary for Twelve Times Dad Threatened to Turn The Car Around (And Three Times Dean Almost Rode In The Trunk). And yes, even I think I should've come up with a fucking shorter title.

- In the last two days I have eaten: one can of chicken noodle soup, two saltines (four if you count the ones in the soup), some onion rings, half a strip of Chips Ahoy and two pieces of Oreo Pie. Yussie made hamburgers last night (Saturday, not Sunday) and I wanted some so bad it wasn't funny, but because my stomach was all messed up I couldn't have any.

- My sleep schedule is all fucked up again.

- I've taken to throwing in a disc of Supernatural when I lay down to sleep. I think I'm subliminally trying to get Yussie hooked on it.

- I also make notes while "trying to sleep" and watching it. Sam totally corrected Dean in the Pilot when Dean cracked on him for wanting "normal." "No. Not normal. Safe." Poor Sammy didn't care about fitting in, he just didn't want to fear for his or his family's lives.

- I still have an obscene amount of comments in my inbox. Like fucking thirty-something that I should answer. Only about ten of them are still from my Big Bang though. Basically if the comment required any kind of brainpower I hit "Mark as Unread" and have not answered yet.

- I don't like being awake when Phil and Deam and everyone else is sleeping (and Julia is working). It's not fun.

- I have like, 60+ icons sitting in a folder on my desktop that I should upload and post eventually. I hesitate because I suck at making icons. I can crop and cut and color caps but... Two of them have any kind of brush or anything on them. I make really glorified bases. And occasionally finger-paint on Sam's face.

- Shit. I should probably plan my 50 States fic too, huh?

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[beanside.livejournal.com]

- I just downloaded the first 495 pages of Deathly Hollows. I don't even read HP. I think I just downloaded it because I could. I'm the chick who will be clicking on all the cut-tags next Sunday when my entire FList loses their fucking mind as one just because I wanna know what's going on.

Any chance you could hook a girl up? *bats eyes prettily* I'll offer porn...

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Well when you put it that way... It should be done uploading in about twelve minutes.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Here you go!

[beanside.livejournal.com]

*grin* What kind of porn can I offer in return? Pairing? Kink?

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Hm. J2 or Wincest (Sam/Dean) for the pairing. Gimme something with frottage or enthusiastic blowjobs (with the person doing the blowing having much fun) and I'm groovy. Bonus points if Sam's the one giving the blowjob.

Let me know if this doesn't make sense because my brain is starting to finally get kinda tired.

[beanside.livejournal.com]

After the last time, Dean had assumed that Sam was a maudlin drunk. Wouldn't be unprecedented; Sam did take after Dad.

Turned out, when he wasn't afraid of turning evil? Sam was a horny drunk. Which was cool, too. Except that right now, he was trying to give Dean a tonsillectomy, using all that sasquachian height to shove his older brother into the wall, hands cupping Dean's ass, tilting his hips just right for Sam to rock against the cut of his hip.

And oh, fuck. Sam was so hard through their jeans. His hip caught Dean just right, and he couldn't stop the moan that slid into Sam's mouth.

Sam thrust again, ripping their mouths apart to groan against Dean's jaw. "Jesus, you're so fucking--god, Dean, your mouth. Fucking tease. Wanna suck you," he mumbled. "Want you to fuck my mouth."

And hey, it wasn't that he was forgetting that this was his brother, but Dean Wasn't really one to turn down a blowjob in any form. "Yeah. C'mon, Sammy."

Sam slid to his knees in a graceless sprawl, and Dean had a moment's thought that yeah, he could move, could put an end to this. Then Sam mouthed his cock through the denim, tongue sliding between the buttons to lap at skin, and that thought was gone, baby.

The buttons opened for Sam easier than they'd ever done for Dean, and then Sam's mouth was on him, kissing messily along the shaft, tongue and lips and just a hint of teeth.

It wasn't the best blowjob ever, Dean thought. Too sloppy, Sam wasn't anywhere near focused enough. But as far as blowjobs from Sam went...Well, he wasn't complaining.

Sam was constantly moaning, purring as he licked and sucked, tongue teasing at the slit, sliding down to flick over the underside. One hand was locked on his hip, pulling him closer, deeper into Sam's mouth.

Dean looked down, past Sam's eager mouth and found Sam's other hand curled around his own cock. He was jacking himself frantically, and that was it for Dean, game over. He came, hissing Sam's name, fingers tightening in Sam's ridiculously long hair.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

aght hb GUH. Hot DAMN, dude.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

It came! \o/

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

It did! [o/\o/

[tigriswolf]

*sigh* tigris_lilsis is somewhat obsessed with Harry Potter. She has discovered that downloading the first 495 pages is possible.

Now she's begging me for help. Where'd you get it from?

[tigriswolf]

Never mind... I just read the comments. *facepalm*

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Heh, NP. Nab at will and feel free to spread the link.