MOG I FOUND A SNIPE!

[clex_monkie89]

Until a few minutes ago I had never actually seen a fic with a self-lubricating anus before. I thought they were like snipes or Jackalopes or something.

I showed alazysod the paragraph with it and her response was, "I think I just threw up a little."

Oh, badfic, you make me feel so good about my writing.

Comments

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

I did not need to know that.

Fandom is just full of wonders, isn't it?

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Fandom is scary.

[ellipsisblack.livejournal.com]

Show me show me show me (/masochistic outburst).

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Sorry, had to delete the previous comment so as not to start a wank with any "fans" of the author.

[ellipsisblack.livejournal.com]

Probably a wise move. And I saw that fic, got five lines into it and went, "this is not for me." Glad to see I was right! A pity, because the idea was actually quite an interesting one.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

It's really, really bad. But? Makes me feel so much better about my writing now.

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

What's so mythical about a snipe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe)? Perfectly respectable birds, though well-camouflaged.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Heh, a snipe!

[dyinganthem.livejournal.com]

That's... wow.

o.O

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

[mercurybard.livejournal.com]

You do not want to know how long I sat here going "what's so bad about a scifi AU where the alien dudes come from a planet where anuses lubricate themselves?"

...obviously, I've been watching too much Farscape...

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

XD

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

I wrote one of those fics. :0P Okay so in my case it was intentional and the guy in question was a god, but still. *g*

I've never actually came across it in a fic though... I kinda thought it was an urban myth.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

...Sweetie, I love you to itty bitty pieces but you scare the crap out of me sometimes.

But yeah, it was... Wow.