MOG I FOUND A SNIPE!

[clex_monkie89]

Until a few minutes ago I had never actually seen a fic with a self-lubricating anus before. I thought they were like snipes or Jackalopes or something.

I showed alazysod the paragraph with it and her response was, "I think I just threw up a little."

Oh, badfic, you make me feel so good about my writing.

Comments

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

I did not need to know that.

Fandom is just full of wonders, isn't it?

[ellipsisblack.livejournal.com]

Show me show me show me (/masochistic outburst).

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

What's so mythical about a snipe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe)? Perfectly respectable birds, though well-camouflaged.

[dyinganthem.livejournal.com]

That's... wow.

o.O

[mercurybard.livejournal.com]

You do not want to know how long I sat here going "what's so bad about a scifi AU where the alien dudes come from a planet where anuses lubricate themselves?"

...obviously, I've been watching too much Farscape...

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

I wrote one of those fics. :0P Okay so in my case it was intentional and the guy in question was a god, but still. *g*

I've never actually came across it in a fic though... I kinda thought it was an urban myth.