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clex_monkie89) wrote2006-04-26 11:38 pm
clex_monkie89) wrote2006-04-26 11:38 pm
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Fcuk Chat Two
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quackaddict: Dean: ... no.clex_monkie89: Dean: I don't like you funny Dad.marishnas: John: I named my first-clex_monkie89: Sam: I like Funny Daddy, he's funny.marishnas: Dean: Dad!clex_monkie89: Oh wow this is so gonna get posted later.quackaddict: Sam: Dean?clex_monkie89: Dean: ...What?quackaddict: Sam: Did you get chest hairs because you boinged your pee-pee?avioletmermaid: Dean:....oh my godclex_monkie89: John: ...clex_monkie89: Sam: Well?avioletmermaid: Dean: No?quackaddict: Sam: I don't think I want chest hairs. Daddy's look scratchy.quackaddict: John: Then don't boing your pee-pee, Sammy.quackaddict: Sam: You must boing your pee pee a LOT, Daddy!avioletmermaid: John:.....uhclex_monkie89: I just aspit all ovwer my computer. One momentavioletmermaid: lolquackaddict: Because this is crack, I've decided that Sam is anywhere between 4 and 9, and Dean is anywhere between 10 and 14.avioletmermaid: I'd say 7 and 13avioletmermaid: maybemarishnas: only 4 years difference.quackaddict: Right.quackaddict: 8 and 13, then.avioletmermaid: okclex_monkie89: Back. And oy.quackaddict: Dean: *snickers*clex_monkie89: John: My chest hairs... Were a curse from a demon.clex_monkie89: Dean: Smooth.avioletmermaid: John: I..uh never boinged my pee peequackaddict: Sam: What kind of demon?clex_monkie89: Dean: The boining kind?clex_monkie89: John: Shut it.quackaddict: Sam: There's a boing demon?avioletmermaid: Sam: Did the demon boing your pee-pee Daddy?clex_monkie89: Dean: *Chokes*clex_monkie89: John: ...clex_monkie89: John: ...quackaddict: Sam: I don't want demons to boing my pee-pee. Did you kill it?avioletmermaid: John: Yes. Don't worry Samclex_monkie89: Dean: No one's ever gong to boing your pee-pee Sammy.clex_monkie89: Sam: Good.quackaddict: John: *coughs*avioletmermaid: Dean: *snorts*clex_monkie89: Sam: ...Can I still boing it?clex_monkie89: Dean: No.quackaddict: Sam: Daddy?avioletmermaid: John: You're not old enoughquackaddict: Sam: How old do I have to be to boing my pee-pee?avioletmermaid: John: 30quackaddict: Dean: Seventy.clex_monkie89: Dean: Dad's age.clex_monkie89: Sam: That's old.avioletmermaid: John: I am not oldquackaddict: Sam: You are too. You're... Daddy-old.clex_monkie89: Dean: Ancient.quackaddict: Dean: I'm not above making you ride on the roof.quackaddict: Er, that should be John.quackaddict: My bad.clex_monkie89: Ha.clex_monkie89: I had a totally good comeback from John too.quackaddict: lolclex_monkie89: John: What makes you think you'll ever drive the car?avioletmermaid: Sam: Do I have to be a dad before I can boing my pee-pee?clex_monkie89: Dean: *Cackles*clex_monkie89: John: Yes. Twice.quackaddict: Sam: I have to look for two babies in garbage cans?clex_monkie89: John: Yes.quackaddict: Sam: *furrows brow* But you have two babies, Daddy.avioletmermaid: Sam: Dean, will you help me look?clex_monkie89: Dean: No.clex_monkie89: John: ...Yes I do.quackaddict: Sam: *puts on coat*quackaddict: John: Where're you going?quackaddict: Sam: I gotta find two babies so I can boing my pee-pee!avioletmermaid: Sam: to look for babies!clex_monkie89: Sam: Baby-hunting.clex_monkie89: Jinx much?quackaddict: lolavioletmermaid: lolquackaddict: John: You're a little young to be a dad.clex_monkie89: Dean: You're not allowd to have babies yet.marishnas: "be veeeeewy qwuiet. I'm hunting fow gaaaaaabage babies"quackaddict: Sam: Why not?clex_monkie89: GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.clex_monkie89: John: Because I said so.quackaddict: John: Dean needs to find his babies before you find yours, Sammy.quackaddict: Sam: Can I help him find them?avioletmermaid: Dean: Noclex_monkie89: Dean No.marishnas: Sam: But doesn't Dean already boing his pee-pee? Where's his baby?quackaddict: Dean: ...avioletmermaid: John:...marishnas: Sam: What garbage can did you find it in? I'll go look in that one!quackaddict: Dean: It was behind the motel.quackaddict: John: Dean!quackaddict: Dean: In Minnesota.clex_monkie89: Sam: Daddy can we go to Minnesota?avioletmermaid: John: Noclex_monkie89: John: The babies are all gone from there no.clex_monkie89: **nowmarishnas: Sam: But where's Dean's baby, then?marishnas: Dean: It was eaten.quackaddict: Sam: Oh, no!clex_monkie89: John: Dean!avioletmermaid: Dean: by the boinging demonclex_monkie89: Sam: Are you the boinging demon?quackaddict: Dean: ...avioletmermaid: John:*chokes*clex_monkie89: John: XDquackaddict: John: The boinging demon was... taller.***
sacrilicious has joined the chat.quackaddict: Dean: I'm not short!quackaddict: John: Shut up, Dean.sacrilicious: Paddywhack to your moter!avioletmermaid: Sam: Like you Daddy?sacrilicious: Mothermarishnas: Sam: But you do smell!sacrilicious: dammitclex_monkie89: Dean: I do not!clex_monkie89: Sam: You smell like potties.clex_monkie89: Dean: ...marishnas: hey AE.avioletmermaid: Sam: did your baby smell before it was eaten?sacrilicious: Yeah?marishnas: hi.clex_monkie89: Hi Arch, don't mind the fic.quackaddict: Dean: Yes.avioletmermaid: hey AE!marishnas: Sam: like poo?quackaddict: Sam: Is that why you smell funny?sacrilicious: LOL it's entertaining...kind of wish i'd seen the beginningavioletmermaid: Dean: I don't smell funny!quackaddict: Sam: Do so.sacrilicious: ::waves to everyone::quackaddict: John: That's it, I'm buying you a stick of deodorant.marishnas: Dean: Hey!quackaddict: Sam: Even Daddy says you smell funny.avioletmermaid: Sam: Is that for boinging your pee-pee?clex_monkie89: Dean: No.clex_monkie89: Sam: If there's a boinging demon is there a sucking demon too?clex_monkie89: John: No.avioletmermaid: John: Noclex_monkie89: Dean: Yes.avioletmermaid: John: DEANmarishnas: John: I killed them both.quackaddict: Sam: Then how am I going to learn about sucking butts?clex_monkie89: John: You wont.avioletmermaid: Dean:...from the book?marishnas: John: *smacks Dean*quackaddict: Dean: Ow!avioletmermaid: Dean: Owclex_monkie89: Sam: So I can read the book then?quackaddict: John: NO.avioletmermaid: Dean: Noclex_monkie89: Sam: Does it have pictures to look at?quackaddict: Dean: Yes.avioletmermaid: Dean: Yesquackaddict: John: ...clex_monkie89: Sam: Can I look at those then?avioletmermaid: John: Noclex_monkie89: John: No.clex_monkie89: Dean: No.clex_monkie89: Sam: Why not?avioletmermaid: John: Becauseclex_monkie89: John: Because I said so.clex_monkie89: Sam: But why?quackaddict: John: You're too young.marishnas: Sam: Which is why I want to go find a baby!clex_monkie89: Dean: Didn't we already go over this?quackaddict: Sam: You won't tell me anything!avioletmermaid: John: You're too young to find a babyclex_monkie89: Sam: Since your babies got eaten you should help me find mine Dean.quackaddict: All I want to know is what a sucking butt is, and what it has to do with boinging my pee-pee, but then you started talking about babies.quackaddict: That's Sam.avioletmermaid: Sam: I'm too young for everything!!clex_monkie89: Dean: And you always will be.clex_monkie89: John: ...avioletmermaid: Sam: Daddy!quackaddict: Sam: I don't like you.clex_monkie89: Dean: I don't like you either freak.clex_monkie89: John: Don't call your brother a freak.clex_monkie89: Sam: Boinger head!quackaddict: Sam: You're mean and you smell funny and you can't read, and you don't share, and you boing your pee-pee...avioletmermaid: Dean: Dad..quackaddict: Sam: I wish you were a girl. I bet you'd be nice to me then.clex_monkie89: John: You brought this on yourself.quackaddict: Sam: I bet you'd tell me what a sucking butt was.clex_monkie89: Dean: I'm never gonna be a girl and even if I were I wouldn't tell you!quackaddict: Sam: *sticks out tongue*clex_monkie89: John: Sammy. Don't make faces.quackaddict: Dean: Yeah, Sammy.quackaddict: Sam: *kicks Dean in the shin*clex_monkie89: Sam: I bet Dean's babies were ugly and smelly like him.quackaddict: Dean: I'm not ugly!clex_monkie89: Dean: Ow!quackaddict: Sam: But you do smell.avioletmermaid: Sam: Daddy why did you take Dean out of the garbage can if he's so smellyclex_monkie89: John: Sammy! No kicking.clex_monkie89: John: Because we thought it was the garbage Sammy, we didn't know it was Dean until it was too late to put him back.clex_monkie89: Dean: I feel so loved.clex_monkie89: Sam: Can't we go put him back now?avioletmermaid: Dean: Noquackaddict: John: Sorry, kiddo.clex_monkie89: John: He doesn't fit anymore.avioletmermaid: Dean: Heyquackaddict: Sam: I bet he'd fit in a dumpster.clex_monkie89: Sam: Is it cause he's fat too?avioletmermaid: Dean: I am NOT fat!clex_monkie89: Sam: Are too fatty!avioletmermaid: Dean: Shut up, freakquackaddict: Sam: Daddy, Dean called me a freak.quackaddict: John: Don't call your brother a freak.clex_monkie89: John: Dean don;t cvall your brother a freak.clex_monkie89: Dean: But he can call me fat/clex_monkie89: ?clex_monkie89: John: You're older.clex_monkie89: Dean: So?quackaddict: John: It's your own fault for ordering two burgers.clex_monkie89: Dean: I'm growing! I'm not fat.avioletmermaid: Dean: I was hungryclex_monkie89: Sam: Fatty Fatboy.quackaddict: Sam: Daddy, why is Dean growing in the wrong direction?***
jyuu_chan has joined the chat.clex_monkie89: jyuu_chanquackaddict: Dean: I am NOT FAT.clex_monkie89: John: Because he's broken Sammy.avioletmermaid: Sam: do burgers make your pee-pee growclex_monkie89: Dean: If you're creepy they do.jyuu_chan: ...clex_monkie89: Sam: Are you creepy Dean?clex_monkie89: We're ficing.jyuu_chan: wtf have i walked into?quackaddict: John: *bites fist*avioletmermaid: John: Yessacrilicious: a crazy fic i thinkjyuu_chan: oicclex_monkie89: Dean: Hey!quackaddict: Sam: You're fat and smelly and ugly and creepy! *gleeful*avioletmermaid: Dean: At least my pee-pee's bigger then yoursquackaddict: Dean: Because you boing it too much!quackaddict: Sam: Do not!quackaddict: John: ...clex_monkie89: Sam: Your pee-pees only bigger cause of the burgers!avioletmermaid: Sam: You boing your more anywayclex_monkie89: John: *Coughs*quackaddict: *comments*avioletmermaid: oh hey jyuu_chan!clex_monkie89: Dean: I'm old enough!marishnas: Sam: I bet you want to boing it RIGHT NOW!quackaddict: Dean: Shut up!quackaddict: John: Don't tell your brother to shut up.avioletmermaid: Sam: DADclex_monkie89: Sam: See! YOU DO!avioletmermaid: Dean: Gross, I do notquackaddict: Sam: If your pee-pee falls off, can I have your book?avioletmermaid: Dean: Noavioletmermaid: John: Noclex_monkie89: Sam: Please?quackaddict: John: No.quackaddict: Dean: No.avioletmermaid: Sam: Why not?clex_monkie89: Sam: I asled nicely.clex_monkie89: **askedquackaddict: Sam: I'll eat all my green beans if I can read it.clex_monkie89: Dean: Okay.clex_monkie89: John: Dean!jyuu_chan: book?marishnas: about boinging and ass sucking.clex_monkie89: Long story.avioletmermaid: Dean: what? He hates green beans!jyuu_chan: aaaaahahclex_monkie89: John: You can never read the book Sammy.clex_monkie89: Sam: *Emo eyes*clex_monkie89: Sam: Why not?avioletmermaid: John: You can't have the book Sammy. Because when I find it I'm goint to destroy itavioletmermaid: going to*quackaddict: Sam: :-(avioletmermaid: Dean: Hey!quackaddict: Sam: I'm never eating another green bean again.avioletmermaid: John: as long as you eat your broccoliquackaddict: Sam: Broccoli makes my farts smell like Dean.clex_monkie89: John: ...marishnas: BWAH.avioletmermaid: Dean: I do not smell like farts!jyuu_chan: *snrk*quackaddict: Sam: Do too! You smell like broccoli farts!sacrilicious: LOLclex_monkie89: Dean: I do not!clex_monkie89: John: Yes you doclex_monkie89: Dean: Dad!avioletmermaid: Sam: I bet your baby smelled like broccoli farts toomarishnas: John: Oh, for the love of....quackaddict: John: Well, if you washed your feet more often...avioletmermaid: Dean: I do wash my feet!clex_monkie89: Dean: I wash my feet!clex_monkie89: Sam: Maybe it's your pee-pee the smell bad.clex_monkie89: **thatquackaddict: John: *snickers*avioletmermaid: Sam: Because you boing it too muchclex_monkie89: Dean: My pee-pee does not smell bad!quackaddict: Sam: I bet it has an infection and it's gonna fall off.quackaddict: I bet your anti pee-pee falling off meds don't work!clex_monkie89: John: That's right. So stop boing your pee-pee or you'll smell like Dean.clex_monkie89: Dean: My pee-pee isn't gonna fall off!avioletmermaid: Sam: it is tooquackaddict: Dean: Is not!avioletmermaid: Sam: Boinger!quackaddict: Dean: Buttmunch!quackaddict: Sam: Daddy, what's a buttmunch?clex_monkie89: John: ...marishnas: John: before you ask, I killed that monster, too.avioletmermaid: Dean:*snickers*clex_monkie89: Sam: You kill a lot of demons Daddy.avioletmermaid: Sam: What does a buttmunch demon do Daddy?clex_monkie89: John: Yes I do.clex_monkie89: John: ...It eats your butt when you sleep.avioletmermaid: Sam: Did it buttmunch you?clex_monkie89: John: No it buttmunched your brother, that's ewhy he doesn't have a butt.clex_monkie89: Dean: I do too!quackaddict: Sam: *giggles* You smell and you're ugly and you don't have a butt and you're creepy and you're fat!jyuu_chan: poor dean.clex_monkie89: Dean: I don't smell!clex_monkie89: Dean: And I'm not any of those other things either!avioletmermaid: Sam: Daddy?clex_monkie89: John: ...What?avioletmermaid: Sam: How come Dean only had to find one baby before he boinged his pee-peeclex_monkie89: John: ...clex_monkie89: Dean: It had two heads.quackaddict: *dies*clex_monkie89: Sam: Wow.clex_monkie89: Dean: It ate itself.avioletmermaid: Sam: I thought the boinging demon ate itavioletmermaid: Sam: was the baby the boinging demon?quackaddict: John: It was the boinging demon.clex_monkie89: Dean: ...jyuu_chan: *so confused*sacrilicious: *me too*clex_monkie89: Sam: But I thought Daddy killed the boinging demon.avioletmermaid: John: I didavioletmermaid: Sam: But you killed Dean's baby!quackaddict: Sam: But if the baby had two heads and it was the boinging demon and it ate itself...quackaddict: John: There was a head left.clex_monkie89: Dean: And he barbecued it.quackaddict: John: DEAN!avioletmermaid: Sam: Did Dean eat his own babyclex_monkie89: Dean: Yes.avioletmermaid: Sam: Is that why you smell funnyclex_monkie89: John: Dean!quackaddict: Sam: If I had a baby, I don't think I would eat it.marishnas: *comments*clex_monkie89: Dean: I don't smell!quackaddict: Sam: I don't want to get fat like Dean.clex_monkie89: John: He smells cause he boings his pee-pee, which is why you don;t wanna boing your pee-pee right?avioletmermaid: Dean: I'm not fatclex_monkie89: Sam: Daddy you said Dean smells cause he boings his pee-pee. I boing my pee-pee and I don't smell. Does Dean smell because other people boing his pee-pee too?marishnas: does anyone know what the rating FRT is?clex_monkie89: Dean: ...clex_monkie89: John: ...Dean?jyuu_chan: i have no idea. i saw that today.avioletmermaid: Sam: but....it feels good when I boing itquackaddict: Sam: *beams*clex_monkie89: FRT? No clue.clex_monkie89: John: Don't do it.clex_monkie89: Sam: Please?clex_monkie89: John No.quackaddict: Dean: Listen to Dad, Sammy.marishnas: Fan Rated Suitable For Teenagersmarishnas: LAME.jyuu_chan: ...wha?clex_monkie89: Sam: But you don't listen to him.jyuu_chan: that makes it sound like a panel of fans convened to give the fic a rating.clex_monkie89: Dean: Yes I do.quackaddict: Sam: Daddy, did you tell Dean he could boing his pee-pee?marishnas: John: no!clex_monkie89: Sam: Then why does he do it?marishnas: John: Because... Dean's... weird.avioletmermaid: Dean: I am Notavioletmermaid: Sam: then why do you boing your pee-pee?clex_monkie89: Sam: You're fat and smelley and creepy and weird and you ate your boinging babies!quackaddict: Sam: You're fat and ugly and you smell like broccoli farts and you're creepy and you're weird and you don't have a butt!avioletmermaid: wow guysclex_monkie89: Dean: Can I go to sleep Dad?quackaddict: John: No, this is fun.quackaddict: John: Sort of a family bonding moment.clex_monkie89: Dean: Please?avioletmermaid: Sam: Do you want to go boing your pee-peemarishnas: Sam: I know you do that in bed.clex_monkie89: Dean: I do not!quackaddict: Sam: Do too!quackaddict: Sam: It's really weird, because the bed bounces.marishnas: Sam: and you do it in the shower, too.marishnas: Sam: I can hear you.clex_monkie89: John: ...clex_monkie89: Dean: No I don't!avioletmermaid: Dean:*turns red* Shut up Sammymarishnas: Sam: Why are you so noisy when you boing your pee pee?quackaddict: Sam: Daddy, why does Dean say 'ooooh' in the shower?avioletmermaid: Sam: Does it hurt? Why do you do it if it hurts?clex_monkie89: John: Because he likes to shower and try to make himself not... smell.clex_monkie89: Dean: Nice.quackaddict: Sam: It doesn't work, does it Daddy?avioletmermaid: John: Noclex_monkie89: John: No Sammy.clex_monkie89: Dean: I hate you both.clex_monkie89: John: Love you too kid.quackaddict: Sam: *lower lip trembles*quackaddict: Sam: Daddy, Dean said he hates me.quackaddict: Sam: *sniff*quackaddict: You know he can make himself cry.clex_monkie89: Brain theifer.avioletmermaid: John:*smacks Dean* tell your brother you love himclex_monkie89: Dean: No!clex_monkie89: Dean: He's faking!clex_monkie89: Sam: *Sniffs* Am... *Sniffs* not.clex_monkie89: John: Dean. Do it.avioletmermaid: Dean: *rolls eyes* I love you Sammy okquackaddict: Sam: *flings arms around John's neck* He didn't mean it!clex_monkie89: Sam: *Big smile* I love you too Dean!quackaddict: Sam: *sniffs more*clex_monkie89: Strike mine yours is better.quackaddict: lolavioletmermaid: Dean: what a cry babyclex_monkie89: John: Dean. Say it like you mean it.quackaddict: John: *hugs Sam*clex_monkie89: Sam: *Sniffs and hugs back*quackaddict: Dean: *mutters* 'msorry.clex_monkie89: Sam: I didn't hear you!quackaddict: Sam: *eyes well*avioletmermaid: Dean: I don't hate you. I love youclex_monkie89: Sam: Liar.avioletmermaid: Dean: Dad!quackaddict: John: Sam, your brother doesn't hate you.clex_monkie89: Sam: Does too.marishnas: (Link: http://static.flickr.com/44/135735000_3f817872e3.jpg)HELLOOOO!HELLOOOO){kind=link}
quackaddict: Sam: Yes he does! He wants to send me away and make me get eaten by caterpillars!clex_monkie89: Dean: ...Caterpillars?avioletmermaid: John: Whatquackaddict: Sam: Monster caterpillars!quackaddict: Dean: What?avioletmermaid: John: where did you get that idea from?quackaddict: Sam: *accusingly* I had a bad dream that monster caterpillars were chasing me, and I wanted a hug, and Dean was in the shower boinging his pee-pee, and...clex_monkie89: Dean: I don't boing my pee-pee in the shower!quackaddict: Sam: He doesn't like me. He likes his pee-pee more than he likes me.clex_monkie89: Dean: Well you like yours more too.avioletmermaid: John:...I'm sure he likes you more then his pee-peeclex_monkie89: Sam: Nuh-uh.clex_monkie89: John: Yes he does, Dean tell your brother you... like him more than your pee-pee.avioletmermaid: Dean: At least my pee-pee doesn't ask stupid questionsclex_monkie89: Sam: Then why do you talk to it?quackaddict: Sam: *clings to John* Dean called me stupid!clex_monkie89: Dean: ...avioletmermaid: Dean: I don't talk to it!marishnas: Sam: You say things like, "Oh yeah, come on, baby" all the time!clex_monkie89: John: ...avioletmermaid: John:...quackaddict: John: You're too young to be talking like that, Sammy.clex_monkie89: Dean: ...No I don't.clex_monkie89: Sam: But Dean says it.quackaddict: Sam: No I'm not! See? "Oh yeah, come on, baby!"marishnas: Dean: Stop that!quackaddict: John: Dean's four years older than you.clex_monkie89: John: *Facepalms*quackaddict: Sam: *sing-song* Oh yeah, come on, baaaaaaby!clex_monkie89: Dean: Dude stop that.avioletmermaid: John: Sammy, please stopmarishnas: Sam: Ohhhhhh yeeeeeah!quackaddict: John: *grits teeth*clex_monkie89: Dean: Dad please let me hit him.clex_monkie89: John: No.quackaddict: Sam: Coooooooome oooooon... *pauses* I'll stop if I can boing my pee-pee without it falling off.avioletmermaid: John:....clex_monkie89: John: ...quackaddict: Sam: *deep breath* Baaaaaaaaaaa --quackaddict: John: Okay!clex_monkie89: Sam: Yay!avioletmermaid: Sam: YESmarishnas: John: Boing it. I don't care!clex_monkie89: Dean: Oh my God.clex_monkie89: Dean: You just got outsmarted by a midget.clex_monkie89: Sam: I'm not a midget!quackaddict: Sam: Someday I'm gonna be taller than you!clex_monkie89: John: Shut up Dean.avioletmermaid: Sam: And my pee-pee will be bigger!clex_monkie89: Dean: No you wont!quackaddict: Dean: And my pee-pee will always be bigger.avioletmermaid: Sam: Liarmarishnas: Dean: I'm older, therefore my pee-pee is always bigger.clex_monkie89: Sam: So Daddy's will alwaysb be bigger than yours?quackaddict: John: Yes.jyuu_chan: (...I think my brain is melting from this. Srsly.)clex_monkie89: (Wait till it gets posted and you see the bgeining)avioletmermaid: Sam: How big is your pee-pee Daddy?clex_monkie89: Dean: I don't wanna know.clex_monkie89: John: ...avioletmermaid: John: Big enoughclex_monkie89: Sam: Big enough for what?clex_monkie89: Dean: Ew.avioletmermaid: John...clex_monkie89: Sam: Boinging?clex_monkie89: Dean: I think I'm blind now.avioletmermaid: Dean: Or deaf at leastavioletmermaid: John: I think it's time for bed boysquackaddict: Dean: I thought I wasn't allowed to go to bed.clex_monkie89: If I get knocked off wait for me to hop back onavioletmermaid: Sam:I can boing my pee-pee in bed now right Daddy. Like Deanclex_monkie89: John: ...quackaddict: Dean: Please don't.marishnas: Sam: Should I do it in the shower, like you?marishnas: Dean: Yes.clex_monkie89: Sam: Ha! I knew you boinged it in the shower!clex_monkie89: Dean: ...clex_monkie89: John: Outsmarted by a midget, huh?avioletmermaid: Dean: I didn't say thatclex_monkie89: Sam: Yes you did!clex_monkie89: Dean: Did not.clex_monkie89: Sam: Did too, you said I could boing it in the shower like you do!avioletmermaid: Sam: I want to boing it in bed because if I do it in the shower like you I'll smell. Hey...can I boing it outsideavioletmermaid: John: No!clex_monkie89: Dean: No!avioletmermaid: Sam: In the car>clex_monkie89: Dean: God no!avioletmermaid: Sam: at school?clex_monkie89: Dean: Only the once.clex_monkie89: John: No.clex_monkie89: Sam: But where can I do it?avioletmermaid: John: Whatjyuu_chan: ...I definitely need a drink now.quackaddict: *comments*quackaddict: John: In your own bed. When you're a grown-up.quackaddict: Sam: Why in a bed?avioletmermaid: John: Dean, you ...boinged at school?clex_monkie89: Dean: ...No.clex_monkie89: Sam: But you said I can boping it now, can I boing it in my bed now?*** Kally has left the chat.
quackaddict: Dean: No. Because you share a bed with me, and no.clex_monkie89: Sam: But you boing in bed when I'm there.avioletmermaid: John...clex_monkie89: Dean: No I don't.avioletmermaid: John: Dean...clex_monkie89: Dean: I don't!clex_monkie89: Sam: Liar.avioletmermaid: Sam: he's lying daddyclex_monkie89: John: Dean don't boing around your brother.clex_monkie89: Dean: I never though I'd here that sentence.clex_monkie89: **hearclex_monkie89: And while we're at it: **thoughtquackaddict: Sam: But why do I have to boing in bed?clex_monkie89: John: Because that's where people boing.avioletmermaid: Sam: Boinging in bed is boring. I like it better standing upclex_monkie89: Dean: Most guys do.clex_monkie89: John: Stop talking Dean.avioletmermaid: Sam: It boings betterclex_monkie89: Sam: It bounces.clex_monkie89: John: O.Oquackaddict: Hah.avioletmermaid: lolavioletmermaid: Dean: can we be done having this conversation now. I already know more then I ever wanted to about my brother boingingclex_monkie89: Sam: Dean's bounces weird though.quackaddict: Sam: I can even show you! I do it when I have naked time.clex_monkie89: Dean: Oh my God stop watching me you little perv!avioletmermaid: Dean: Oh god why...sacrilicious: ::dies:: Naked time!clex_monkie89: John: ...Naked time?quackaddict: Sam: *drops pants*quackaddict: Sam: *boing*avioletmermaid: Sam *beams* NAKED TIMEmarishnas: *comments*clex_monkie89: (*Dies*)quackaddict: John: *cracks up*clex_monkie89: Dean: We're not related.avioletmermaid: Dean: Dude, pull your pants back upjyuu_chan: wtf, someone else on my flist used the "FRT" rating tooclex_monkie89: Sam: I don't wanna!marishnas: Sam: *looks down* I think it's gonna be big.avioletmermaid: Dean: Not bigger then minemarishnas: Sam: Show me yours.marishnas: Dean: No!marishnas: Dean: Dude!clex_monkie89: Sam: Please?avioletmermaid: Dean: noavioletmermaid: Sam: Daddy, can I see yoursclex_monkie89: John: No.clex_monkie89: John: Never.avioletmermaid: Sam: Can you make Dean show me his?clex_monkie89: John: No.clex_monkie89: Dean: You can't see my pee-pee!clex_monkie89: Sam: Pretty please? I showed you mine.avioletmermaid: Dean: Noclex_monkie89: Sam: If you loved me you'd show me your pee-pee.clex_monkie89: Dean: Dude. You're never gonna get laid with a line like that.clex_monkie89: Sam: What's laid?quackaddict: John: DEAN!avioletmermaid: Dean:...clex_monkie89: Sam: Is it like boinging or sucking?marishnas: Sam: so I ask people to show me their pee-pee when I get laid?avioletmermaid: Dean:...yesavioletmermaid: Dean: Noavioletmermaid: Dean: Um...Dad?clex_monkie89: Sam: Which is it?clex_monkie89: John: Keep going Dean, this is fun.clex_monkie89: Dean: You're mean.clex_monkie89: Sam: Which is it Dean?avioletmermaid: Dean: Um..it's....wellavioletmermaid: Dean: Dad, say somethingclex_monkie89: Sam: *Is waiting with big eyes*clex_monkie89: John: Listen to your brother Sammy.clex_monkie89: Dean: Thanks.quackaddict: Dean: Um... well, you won't have to worry about getting laid for a very long time.quackaddict: Sam: How long?quackaddict: John: Fifteen years.clex_monkie89: Sam: But that's in forever.avioletmermaid: Dean: tell me about itclex_monkie89: Sam: *Is still pantsless*quackaddict: Sam: *pouty boing*clex_monkie89: Dean: *Is semi-horrified*avioletmermaid: omg i forgot sam was still pantslessclex_monkie89: Ha!clex_monkie89: Dean: Can you put some pants on now.clex_monkie89: ?quackaddict: Sam: I don't want to.clex_monkie89: Sam: I can but I dont wanna.clex_monkie89: Dean: Dad! Make Sammy put on pants!quackaddict: Sam: No! No pants!avioletmermaid: John: put your pants onclex_monkie89: Sam: No! Naked time!clex_monkie89: John: Not right now Sammy, later.avioletmermaid: Sam: Tell me how to get laid and I'll put them back onclex_monkie89: Dean: ...quackaddict: Oh dear.marishnas: Dean: Not that way, that's for sure.clex_monkie89: John: ...clex_monkie89: Sam: Did you get laid Dean? Can you tell me how?avioletmermaid: John...Yea, Dean.avioletmermaid: John: Howclex_monkie89: Dean: ...clex_monkie89: Dean: No and I can't tell you.jyuu_chan: *snrf*avioletmermaid: Dean: But Dad can!clex_monkie89: John: *Deer in the headlights*marishnas: John: I found you both in the TRASH!clex_monkie89: Sam: But you said I came from the hospital!clex_monkie89: Sam: *Wibbles*marishnas: John: :|marishnas: John: Hospital trash?avioletmermaid: Dean: HA!clex_monkie89: Sam: But then why don't I smell like Dean?quackaddict: Sam: You were in the clean dumpster.quackaddict: ER, John.quackaddict: I should quit.quackaddict: *facepalm*clex_monkie89: No!quackaddict: John: Dean was behind the laundry chute.clex_monkie89: Sam: Did somebody number two on him?clex_monkie89: Dean: No!avioletmermaid: LOLavioletmermaid: do you guys realize we've been doing this for 3 hoursclex_monkie89: Yep, I have seven tabs up I haven't touched.avioletmermaid: dittoavioletmermaid: actually I have 5 tabs upmarishnas: I thought it was going to wrap up when Sam was allowed to boing.clex_monkie89: It ran away from us.marishnas: wtf- how did thuis even HAPPEN.clex_monkie89: Uh...quackaddict: Naked time?quackaddict: Wait, first Sam was daring Dean to do things.avioletmermaid: i think it was my faultquackaddict: Or... paying him?marishnas: boys kicking each other in the crotches!clex_monkie89: V mentioned Mythbusters and I mentioned my brothers and it spiraled from there.
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You make me want to write fluffy kid!Michael and Linc.
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