And now for a slightly less depressing update...

[clex_monkie89]

Dear Diary,

I finally understand THE PADDYWHACK. I think he may be Chuck Noris' hot love-child.

Insanely,

Teh Meh.
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The Drugs of Fandom.
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It's Official. Me and Elissa have lost out fucking minds.
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I miss Aiden and Kygn. *Hugs them both*
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I'm an evil bitch and I goaded Amanda into making twistedtrifecta. I'm co-modding that too.
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Third day into the Supernatural Pilot. I've almost got a full nother two minutes on it.
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Suri Xenu L. Ronnette Holmes-Cruise has just completed the spawn-cycle. WTF? Why must all "celebrities" name their children like bad fic writers?
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Finished Nine and started Ten of the SPN fic.
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Sophie's not coming on Saturday. And she doesn't want Mom to call anymore because we're coming on too strong apparently. Ignore that she found us. She has our number though. She said she doesn't want anything to do with Bryon too but then she asked for his address at the prison. If she hurts him I swear I may actually physically hurt her.
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For some reason? I really like Wincest!genderswap!Hetsex. I blame this on trollprincess. Because this is the first time in a long time that I've actively read het as a main pairing without feeling icked.
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Apparently my Grandma's gonna buy me a new phone for my birthday.

I feel... really bad about that. Because I haven't called her in like, a month. Mainly because I owe a lot of money to the library and I told her I would take care of it but I haven't and I can't bring myself to talk to her without feeling like complete scum.

And now I feel like complete scum anyway.
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I have Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. Seriously, that's like a solid month of Dares right there. I wish y'all were here with me so we could play.

I need to get more. I haven't opened them yet, I am seriously a magnet for the vomit ones, I swear, but I already need more.
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I want to give Sam and Dean allergies and injuries and I want to figure out exactly what is on Sam's iPod and what he listens to and when and why. I'm thinking there will be another post on this in mere moments.
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It occurs to me that I have a lot of new people on my FList out there. If anyone out there wants to know anything about me or if I say anything that peaks your interest feel free to ask away. I won't be angry or embarrassed or anything. Feel free to do it anonymously if you want to.

Comments

[thelana.livejournal.com]

The Drugs of Fandom.

It's so funny, because it's so true!

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

So very, very true,

[mooyoo.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I just read it, can't stop laughing. SN = roofies and HP = heroin are just the best things ever.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

They're so completely true too, huh?

[mooyoo.livejournal.com]

Really really yes. I read the Supernatural one first and was all "Oh my god, yes!" Hilarious. And the Buffy one. And the Firefly one. All of them really are perfect. Love!

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

They're so amazing perfect it's insane.

[mooyoo.livejournal.com]

Third day into the Supernatural Pilot. I've almost got a full nother two minutes on it.

So what's the deal with this again? Why won't it work?

Suri Xenu L. Ronnette Holmes-Cruise has just completed the spawn-cycle. WTF? Why must all "celebrities" name their children like bad fic writers?

Well, considering who it's parents are... damn, I hadn't heard that it'd been born (boy or girl? 'Cause I totally can't tell from that ass-tastic name) My hate for Tom Cruise just continues to grow and grow. I don't even pity Kaite Holmes anymore, she's a totally idiot for sticking with that crack-head. If my husband ever suggested that I have a silent birth I'd kick him in the balls and tell him to try staying quiet.

I really like Wincest!genderswap!Hetsex.

Eh, I really dislike gender-swap fic. Like, a lot. I'm not sure even trollprincess could cure me of that, though at some point I want to try one of her's.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

So what's the deal with this again? Why won't it work?

It works, I just can't sit still long enough to watch it. I'm all a-lazy.

boy or girl?

Girl. They're just... Oy.

Eh, I really dislike gender-swap fic. Like, a lot. I'm not sure even trollprincess could cure me of that, though at some point I want to try one of her's.

You totally should because her's are... They're in the same verse (The Curse Verse) and it's a place where The Boys got hit with a fucked up curse. Night hours (Sunset to rise) Dean's a chick and day hours (Sunrise to set) Sam's the chick. The guys are still completely fucked though.

[aoutlaw321.livejournal.com]

The funny thing is that Brooke Shields had a daughter at I think...the same time. Of course, only I would find that funny. I wonder what she called her daughter.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I heard about that too! In 30 years Baby Shields and Suri shall battle for the fate of the Megaverse!

[aoutlaw321.livejournal.com]

Grier Hammond Henchy

*shakes head* You're right about naming them after Emo Mary Sue's....

OMG....I can see it now.... oh the headlines.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Wow. And the Battle of the Bad Names is off to a galloping start. Pilot Inspektor is great in compairison.

[aoutlaw321.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe that they did that. (That was David Aroquette right?)

Although Shannon whatshername named hers "Audio Science"

And then Nick Cage naked him Kal-el something or another after Superman.

Juilie named her twins something like...Salt and Pepper.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe that they did that. (That was David Aroquette right?)

Jason Lee. Which, given, is kinda understandable cause, yeah. This is Jason Lee.

And then Nick Cage naked him Kal-el something or another after Superman.

Yeah, I'm obsessed with Superman too but that's just... a little much.

The names. They just hurt.

[aoutlaw321.livejournal.com]

Jason Lee. Yes. That ...makes sense. He is a funny man and so...ok.

I am too...but...Kal-el? Lex? Maybe I would call my kid Alex and shorten (although...it is short...does it need to be smaller?) to Lex?

Although I would love to name my daughter after Selina Kyle from Batman, so what the hell am I talking about?

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I am too...but...Kal-el? Lex?

See "Lex" I don't mind much because it passes for normal. A little different but normalish.

Although I would love to name my daughter after Selina Kyle from Batman, so what the hell am I talking about?

See again that passes. Like Kevin Smith naming his daughter Harley Quinn. It's a cool name and while being Geeky it isn't completely psychotic.

[mooyoo.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. Can't wait to see that! I'm totally betting on Brooke Sheilds's kid. At the very least, it doesn't have the buckets of crazy genes that the Holmes-Cruise kids inherited.

There was an episode of The Daily Show a year or so ago where Gwenith Paltrow was the guest, and it was a little while after she'd had her daughter, and Jon Stewart's son had just been born, and they were chatting about their kids and Jon at one point said "so maybe in 20 years or so my son could bang your daughter," and GP was so shocked. Was hilarious.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Dude. The proves it. Jon Stewart needs to be worshiped. I want to arrange to have people bear him more children.

[mooyoo.livejournal.com]

I'd totally volunteer for that job.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Congrats! First applicant gets you that job!

[mooyoo.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! I don't even really want to have a baby. But Jon Stewart's baby? Sign me up!

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Jon Stewart's baby is totally much better than normal babies.

[lissa-bear.livejournal.com]

Yes, we ARE crazy, but only in the best way! And I totally wish I was there so we could play with the jellybeans! I've never gotten a gross one!

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

They don't by any chance have any at your local Walgreens, do they? Cause if so we could do long distance dares with them.

[lissa-bear.livejournal.com]

Ooh, they might! We always go to the Walgreens before school to get Julia a tea, so I'll check today!

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

You totally need to! They'd be in the candy aisle. If they have 'em get 'em and we'll play.

[lissa-bear.livejournal.com]

Ok! You're on!

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Woohoo!

[kygn.livejournal.com]

*hugs you back and laughs at the Drugs of Fandom*

But I thought Prison break was crack? Now that I think about it, though...maybe it's actually Roofies, like Supernatural.

*is scared to watch Supernatural but knows he will anyway*

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

You're gonna watch Supernatural and you're gonna love it. Trust me.

I'm not sure what drug Prison Break is right now, I'm still trying to figure that one out. Maybe 'shrooms.