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clex_monkie89 ([personal profile] clex_monkie89) wrote2013-05-06 11:47 pm

Big Bang Reveals!

I was lucky enough to get grabbed by the amazing [livejournal.com profile] colls even though I have the most generic summary on the planet that I, once again, came up with right before hitting send.

A (Pinch of) Salt And Batter-y

Dean's been running the family business for all of ten minutes and he's already fucked it up so bad that Sam had to practically drop out of school to come save him. And if that's not enough, the pretentious douchebag who manages the health food store across the street won't stop hitting on Sam, and Dean is this close to physically lighting their new rival shop's owner on fire.

Or, "Sam and Dean run a bakery instead of hunting demons, Crowley opens the new cupcake shop down the street, and if Lucifer (who used to be a boring dude named Nick when he went to school with Dean) tries to hit on Sam one more time Dean is going to get arrested for murder."

THAT'S RIGHT. I WROTE A BAKERY AU FOR BIG BANG, AND THEN SOMEHOW DID NOT MENTION IN THE SUMMARY THAT I WROTE A BAKERY AU. Thankfully, I think I made [livejournal.com profile] colls pee herself with joy, so yay!

We post August 15th (101 days from now), because it's like [livejournal.com profile] wendy knows me or something.

In non-fannish news, I walked through for almost five hours today, spent 16 hours somewhat coherent and awake yesterday, am dyeing my hair, Ma's hair, and my aunt who is visiting for a month's hair tomorrow.

Also, I literally facemashed through about 13k of my Big Bang on the first, like usual, and now have to detangle it and make it coherent for my artist because, no, really, at one point I managed ten words to say that Dean was yelling.

P.S. You guys. I loooooooooooooooooove Show. I really do. Pac-Man Fever made me all fluttery all over!

Tumblr still won't let me reblog and I hate it there so I'm mostly okay with that.

I have been working Tech Support for exactly a year as of an hour 39 15 minutes from now, and I still hate it so much that I cry on a pretty much daily basis. Fun times.

I am two episodes behind Hannibal (which I am in LOVE with), STILL eight episodes behind Dexter, four behind The Voice, four behind Doctor Who, at least five behind Scandal, three behind on Glee (I hope I can quit this! I hate Glee so much and can't stop watching), one behind on Psych, and I don't even know how far behind I am on Happy Endings.

I wrote no fic in March because of a death in the family, and none in April probably in part from trying to mentally/emotionally recover from March and April (because no seriously April, WTF). I'm going to try three this month to make up for it. Feel free to laugh. (But, also, feel free to leave ideas for wee little ficlets. I have an entire window devoted to comment meme prompts I might attempt to attempt.)

OH. And I might be getting an iPhone 4? IDK if I want one, but our phones are due for upgrade, and Yussie's refuses to charge anymore, which has resulted in a lively game of "Switch me batteries" when he goes to work, comes home, and then is home for a few hours. And the iPhone 4 is a free upgrade at Verizon ($30 upgrade fee, what the actual fuck) so either he's gonna upgrade, or I will and then I'll give him my current phone (we all have HTC Thunderbolts right now).

I was going to say something else here. OH, RIGHT. Yussie broke his hand. Luckily, it happened at work, so his boss is paying for everything, and he's on light-duty so he doesn't have to miss time. He got it pinned between between a fitting and the truck while loading it at work, and then his boss said "Nah, just looks dislocated. Let me pop it in for you."

And now he's in a cast to hopefully avoid surgery and them having to screw things through his hand.

It's 11pm and I am SO. FUCKING. EXHAUSTED. I'm going to go grab my laptop to charge my phone and sleep. But not before spending five minutes making a new icon that fits this.

JFC, I did not know I had this much to say.

[identity profile] locknkey.livejournal.com 2013-05-07 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Serving Sweets, Baking Cakes, The Family Business ---> I'm a geek. :)

<3

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2013-05-07 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, Feeding People, Baking Things. The Family Business. :D

tabaqui: (s&dbatcavebycha)

[personal profile] tabaqui 2013-05-07 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
I do so love Big Bang season. :)

And omg! 'pop it in for you' - never ever ever!! Hope he can just do a cast. yeesh.

Show is MADE OF AWESOME. So awesome.

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2013-05-07 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
BIG BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGS!

Yeah, the exact same thing happened to my big brother in high school with his thumb and his football coach. He had surgery follow by a cast. We're hoping just the case will be enough for Yussie.

[identity profile] lucdarling.livejournal.com 2013-05-07 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I am excited to read this Big Bang! Bakery shops, Lucifer flirting and Crowley making cupcakes. Maybe he makes doggie versions too?
Hannibal is ever so lovely and gruesome.

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2013-05-07 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
DEAN INSISTS THAT HE IS A SERIOUS BAKER WHO DOES NOT MAKE ANIMAL TREATS.

(Of course, Dean is lying through his teeth and right now trying to convince Sam that that liversausage biscuit he just ate is a really good idea to sell.)
cantarina: donna noble in a paper crown, looking thoughtful (Default)

[personal profile] cantarina 2013-05-07 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Your Big Bang title is basically the best ever.

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2013-05-07 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
IT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! AND YOU KNOW WHY IT IS? BECAUSE I MADE [livejournal.com profile] unavoidedcrisis NAME IT FOR ME.
cantarina: donna noble in a paper crown, looking thoughtful (frg - olivia gun drawn)

[personal profile] cantarina 2013-05-07 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
SHE SAYS SHE HATES TITLES BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AT THEM

[identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com 2013-05-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Bakery AU!!! Cannot wait! :)