"I'm an actor, man. An actor. I act sane and together..."
"Wow, Academy Award time! And the best actor Oscar goes to: Elijah Wood!!!"
"Stop it! I'm trying to be straight with you! Did you just giggle? Can we maybe act like adults for, like 10 seconds?"
"Act like adults?"
"Stop being a dick."
"Christ you're freezing. Let's walk. Where the hell are we, anyway?"
"Dunno, man. Can't be far from your place, can we? I say we call Dom and make him come the fuck back here and get us."
"No. Let's just walk."
"And talk?"
"Stop laughing. Yes, and talk. So, the big "R" scares the hell outta you, yeah?"
"I'm a kid, man. Ya know? People think I'm all mature and worldly wise and what the fuck ever, but really I think I just act like I know what I'm doing and hope nobody sees through the act."
"Like me?"
"Like you."
"Love me?"
"Fuck off man. I can barely say we're, you know, dating or whatever. I'm not sure I can..."
"Commit? Maybe you should whore around a bit."
"Nice. You want me to? Because you know, I don't even know how to do that."
"What? Pick up? C'mon girls--and guys--drool over you!"
"Um, yes. 13 year old girls. That's just...wrong. Guys drool over me? Really."
"Ok, so maybe it's just me, Lij."
"You drool over me?"
"Um, well. I think you're, like, hot..."
"And?"
"Way to fish for compliments, Wood."
"Hey, I gotta get 'em when I can!"
"So, yeah. You're like, cool, y'know? And you don't even try. And you like me. I mean you're a good mate--friend. You treat me like I matter, like I'm not some dumb guy who's like, green..."
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"Wow, Academy Award time! And the best actor Oscar goes to: Elijah Wood!!!"
"Stop it! I'm trying to be straight with you! Did you just giggle? Can we maybe act like adults for, like 10 seconds?"
"Act like adults?"
"Stop being a dick."
"Christ you're freezing. Let's walk. Where the hell are we, anyway?"
"Dunno, man. Can't be far from your place, can we? I say we call Dom and make him come the fuck back here and get us."
"No. Let's just walk."
"And talk?"
"Stop laughing. Yes, and talk. So, the big "R" scares the hell outta you, yeah?"
"I'm a kid, man. Ya know? People think I'm all mature and worldly wise and what the fuck ever, but really I think I just act like I know what I'm doing and hope nobody sees through the act."
"Like me?"
"Like you."
"Love me?"
"Fuck off man. I can barely say we're, you know, dating or whatever. I'm not sure I can..."
"Commit? Maybe you should whore around a bit."
"Nice. You want me to? Because you know, I don't even know how to do that."
"What? Pick up? C'mon girls--and guys--drool over you!"
"Um, yes. 13 year old girls. That's just...wrong. Guys drool over me? Really."
"Ok, so maybe it's just me, Lij."
"You drool over me?"
"Um, well. I think you're, like, hot..."
"And?"
"Way to fish for compliments, Wood."
"Hey, I gotta get 'em when I can!"
"So, yeah. You're like, cool, y'know? And you don't even try. And you like me. I mean you're a good mate--friend. You treat me like I matter, like I'm not some dumb guy who's like, green..."
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"No, green like--wit. I'm a freak? You bite your nails!"
"A lot of people bite their nails."
"Not their toenails man, that's just wrong. An excellent display of flexibilty, you get a seven by the way, but wrong."
"Dude, you are so much more of a freak then me, even without that mohawk."
"I thought you liked my mohawk."
"It's very sexy. Freaky but sexy. And I never said it was a bad thing to be a freak. Just freaky."
"How is being a freak a good thing?"
"Well you wouldn't want to be normal would you?"
"Of course not. But that doesn't mean I want to be a freak."
"..."
"..."
"...I can't remember what the hell we were talking about."
"I think you were telling me why you liked me."
"Oh yeah."
"..."
"..."
"...Well?"
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