Fandom Boys Will Do Boys... Thanks to us... What Pairing popped your slash cherry? Goku/Vegeta Condoms in fanfiction, Yes or No? Yes Positions? A few Twosomes, threesomes, moresomes? Twosomes with some threesomes and maybe a moresome here and there Orgasms in fanfiction: simultaneous, bottom first, or top first? Not simultaneous, it just doesn't happen. Bottom or top first though would depend on who topping who. Vampires: Well endowed, average, or petite? All ranges, they were human once too you know (I'm just no fun). Force: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting? Force as in rough or as in *force*? Biting: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting? Very enjoyable, sometimes necessary. Love: necessary, possible, gets in the way? Usually, though sometimes it's just sex. Lube: water, silicone, petroleum, blood, semen, none or other? Okay, I tend to like realism so blood and semen and water? Notsomuch. Petroleum? Haven't actually seen it yet. Silicone? Thinking of Pam Andersons tits now. Masturbation: only in emergencies, good practice, fun for the whole family? Fun, but not for the whole family, there are some images even I don't need. Blow jobs: First times, experts, whores, no need to breathe? First times are good if they aren't automatically a sex-god. Semen: Hate it, like it, love it, its their only food source? Since every guy in every fandom seems to like to swallow I actually enjoy reading someone who doesn't every once in a while. You like you're men: Gay, bi, vampsexual, or straight but into one guy Gay followed by Bi, the whole "Straight but into one guy" thing pisses me off though for a few reasons. Relationship status: fuck buddies, lovers, master, slave, Status? there's a relationship? Lovers, followed by questionable status, followed by fuck-buddies. Roles: man/woman, man/man, dom/sub, top/bottom? M/M 4evar!!!!11OMG!!onE! No options with these... just type the first thing that comes to mind. Favorite Slash Pairing Just one? VM/OB tied with EW/OB (LoTRPS) right now. Most Slashable Character Orlando Bloom. Least Slashable Character Gollum (Anyone who directs me dies a slow and bloody death.) Best Fic genre? Drama (That is) and Humor (That's funny) Worst Fic genre? Incest (No Gondercest! My eyes!) Most over-used fic genre? Angst (That isn't) Penis? Hee Lube? Lord of the Rings brand water-based KY sweat Rim? Job Glans? (Lack of thought for a few moments followed by:) Oh Head? Butt (Hee) The naughtiest thing that crossed your mind while writing this survey? The...terms? of being bilingual (Much worse than it sounds) Create a survey!
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Heheheh.
Smells like cough syrup, tastes like spoon!
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Smells like spoon tastes like Spork!
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My thoughts and prayers go out to her and her family.
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