clex_monkie89 | TWEET, TWEET

22:11 @pez_gurl I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure it involves het!sex. #
22:27 @pez_gurl It's probably best not to ask. #
22:29 I haven't had my bra on in, like, six hours. This is the longest I've gone without a bra in... YEARS. Like, more than five, at least. #
05:34 A fucking bird just DIVE BOMBED my head twice. Fucking stupid-ass birds. #
08:53 MOTHERFUCKER! I haven't gotten a single Tweet sent to my phone since 11:30 last night. WTF, TWITTER? #
11:46 @WATEROFTHEMOON YAY! Email me at work when she's out? #
13:17 @waterofthemoon YAY! Give her lots of big hugs from us! #
13:31 IHML. #
15:08 Off work. I still hate pretty much everything. #
15:15 I'm gonna fucking cut this bitch on my journal dude, I swear. It's a good thing you can't stab through the net. #
15:33 _annella SEE? WTFF? #
15:43 @waterofthemoon WIN #
16:28 I hate my fucking life so much sometimes. #
16:32 @_annella I'm totally about to do that right now. #
17:44 @pez_gurl Hidden while Alison gives birth and does maternity leave. #

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