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clex_monkie89 ([personal profile] clex_monkie89) wrote2007-10-21 10:33 am

Locker Room Speculation

Okay. So I have 121 unanswered comment in my inbox (how am I that slow at answering?) and so I know in my head that now is really not the time to make another post that's gonna likely start up conversations and result in more comments but...

It occurs to me that John's storage shed has a coffin with an Arkansas flag over it, an old motorcycle and a fucking piano in it. I know what you're thinking; "OMGWTFPIANO?" I think I know why it's in there though.

We learned in Home that the entire house didn't burn down when Mary died, it was more or less just the nursery. So they didn't actually lose everything they owned. They had an entire house full of furniture and pictures and other things like that that was theirs. I'm thinking that when he was allowed to sift through the wreckage John more or less grabbed everything that had a connection to Mary. An ugly stuffed bird she bought at a yard sale (because her uncle had one like it growing up and it always caught her attention when she was at his house), a piano she may have played, etc, etc.

Also? How many of you guys think John bought a freakin' landmine? That is so from Vietnam, dudes. Memento.

And in other, non-gen, non-locker thoughts... If one were to write, y'know, lucky!Wincest exactly what would the hook be? I mean, how would one denote sex as particularly lucky? Sam magically finding a condom that actually fits? That's more or less the only thing I can think of.

...Maybe I should work on my comments today? I mean, I still have like, all of the comments from my Twelve Times commentary that I should get to, among other things.

Oh, yeah, also I'm sorta writing Sam/Dean/Bella Cursed Sex Pollen. What the fuck has this fandom done to me?

[identity profile] pheebs1.livejournal.com 2007-10-21 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam finding a condom that fits, LOL!

I guess lucky wincest might be first time wincest - Sam *finally* gets lucky with Dean. Otherwise just - what luck a suitable place to do it! A hot tub, that's grand. Oh look handcuffs just when we're in the mood, would you credit it! Chocolate body paint in the motel room mini fridge, WHAT LUCK!

FETISHES that's what I want. FETISH FIC. OMG imagine.

YAY 303 fic ;))

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. You know, some of those just might work. I especially like the appropriately stocked mini!fridge idea.

[identity profile] pheebs1.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY! :)

[identity profile] dev-earl.livejournal.com 2007-10-21 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Somehow I'm coveting Sam/Dean/Ruby more than Sam/Dean/Bella but threesomes with the Winchesters's threesomes with the Winchesters, y'know. I'd take anyone.

Except maybe Ellen.

Ooh. Lucky!sex, huh? Maybe...something like Sam & Dean getting to have sex juuuuust before John got home or something? Man, I'm boring. D:

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Demon/Boys just doesn't work for me as anything but non-con. I try but... I just can't make it gel.

I meant Lucky!Sex like sex while Sam is Lucky with a capitol L in Bad Day at Black Rock.

[identity profile] dyinganthem.livejournal.com 2007-10-21 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam/Dean/Bella Cursed Sex Pollen

DUDE.
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[identity profile] mercurybard.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
also I'm sorta writing Sam/Dean/Bella Cursed Sex Pollen
*grabby hands*
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2007-10-22 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Happy birthday! Temp agencies saved my ass when I needed jobs fast.

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... What?

[identity profile] alistra.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
I am glad I wasn't the only one who thought "Lucky!Wincest!". =)

More amusing though would be bad!Luck!Wincest. How much fun could a fic be in which absolutely everything goes wrong in bed? I mean haven't we had enough of perfect sex between them? (Ok, not really, but work with me here).

I'm thinking accidental eye-poking, falling off the bed, getting stuck in articles of clothing, you name it.

I can see it in my head already.

OR, even better, badluck!Sam and lucky!Dean doing it. I mean come on, every bad luck for Sam turning into good luck for Dean? *does a jig* SOMEBODY WRITE THIS! =D

Sammy does the cute kicked puppy impression ("I lost my shoe...*droops*")and Dean's so incredibly smug, that's why I chose this goodluck/badluck combo.

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
See, I already have the Unlucky!Sex planned because that's easy. It's the Lucky!Sex that's... More difficult.

[identity profile] alistra.livejournal.com 2008-03-18 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
...did that ever happen?

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2008-03-18 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Kinda? It may have morphed into something completely different (randomly bad!good sex in the middle of another fic) while I wasn't looking. Sneaky-ass bunnies.

[identity profile] alistra.livejournal.com 2008-03-18 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Have I read it?

If yes: Which story was it?

If no: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy noooot??????!!!!!! ;D