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clex_monkie89 ([personal profile] clex_monkie89) wrote2007-07-02 12:53 am
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Dude. I didn't know Simon Rex got his start in gay porn. Solo work apparently, according to IMDB but we all know how reliable they are.

It's amazing the things you find while searching Google with the safe search off.

And while I'm on that topic? I can find like nine copies of the same picture of him jacking off but I can't find a single frame of him in the tight pink girl's shirt in What I Like About You? Seriously?

I was gonna use my porn icon for this post but I'm being considerate, despite it being non-graphic. Love me, y'all.
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[identity profile] mercurybard.livejournal.com 2007-07-02 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I didn't know he was known for anything. I just knew who he was because he played Pen, the retarded daydriver, in the vampire flick The Forsaken. He spent most of the movie talking to himself (theoretically, he was communicating telepathically with his master, but it sounded pretty dumb).

And you do realize that I had to go look and see what your porn icon looked like, right?

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I don't even know why it's taken me so long to respond to this.

I remember that movie; Dude from Roswell and the gay dude from Dawson's Creek was in it, right? Man, that movie was so very gay I was honestly expecting one of the guys to jump the other.

And? HA.
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[identity profile] mercurybard.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude from Roswell and the gay dude from Dawson's Creek was in it, right?
Yep. And it was very, very wonderfully gay while at the same time being wonderfully special in that short-bus way that only horror movies can manage. And certain holes in the plot can only be explained with "they have crushes on one another".

Some various hot porn fic's been written about the movie though!

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Some various hot porn fic's been written about the movie though!

You know you have to link me now, right?
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[identity profile] mercurybard.livejournal.com 2007-07-24 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I can do one better! I'm the keeper of The Forsaken Fic Masterlist.

For the very best, I'd try Lucy's stuff over at the Familiar Faces archive and "Fucking Alabama"
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[identity profile] mercurybard.livejournal.com 2007-07-24 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome!

(I have an ulterior motive...I figure the more known slashers I get to watch the movie, the more porn will be spawned, and the longer my list will get! Shh!)

[identity profile] clex_monkie89.livejournal.com 2007-07-24 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! Ulterior motives are totally fine and dandy. :P
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