TWEET, TWEET

[clex_monkie89]

• 01:02 @twofourteen I'm just that awesome. #
• 23:14 @celtic_cookie None of that was English, Kate. #
• 23:16 @celtic_cookie All I heard was "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX AGAIN!" #
• 23:18 @twofourteen It's totes different than to understand a Tweet about making socks forever and MAKING the Tweet. #
• 23:18 @celtic_cookie I'MMA CALL YOU GRANDMA KATEMONSTER
  NOW, MMKAY? #
• 23:19 @twofourteen SEE? #
• 23:20 @twofourteen AHAHAHA, YOU KNITTED A PENIS COZY. #
• 23:21 @celtic_cookie How is that different from now? #
• 23:23 @twofourteen I have no idea what that meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans. #
• 23:24 @twofourteen Also, you have testicular cancer. #
• 23:31 @celtic_cookie Arthritis isn't entirely horrible. It'll give you an excuse to move out here. Do your joints swell and hurt a lot? #
• 23:34 @celtic_cookie Yeah, that's not arthritis. Until you can actually tell bad weather from your body you're okay. I can tell when it rains! #
• 23:35 @celtic_cookie Sadfaces. :( #
• 23:38 @celtic_cookie Isn't that basically wringing your hands together with lotion? #
• 23:38 @celtic_cookie Ahahahaha, Anna called you a hooker! #
• 23:41 @celtic_cookie ...You work with a masseuse who taught you how to give yourself a handjob. Basically. #
• 23:44 @celtic_cookie YOU LEARNED A HANDJOB FROM A MASSEUSE. DID THE LESSON HAVE A HAPPY ENDING? #
• 23:45 @celtic_cookie The restaurant industry sounds almost as dodgy as the call center industry. #
• 23:46 @celtic_cookie Wow, your body jumped 10 years, dude. #
• 23:47 @celtic_cookie There you go, now you're right. #
• 23:49 @celtic_cookie EXCUSES, EXCUSES. #
• 23:51 @celtic_cookie GOODNIGHT MY TIME-TRAVELING HOOKER FRIEND! #

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