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What Pairing popped your slash cherry? | Goku/Vegeta |
Condoms in fanfiction, Yes or No? | Yes |
Positions? | A few |
Twosomes, threesomes, moresomes? | Twosomes with some threesomes and maybe a moresome here and there |
Orgasms in fanfiction: simultaneous, bottom first, or top first? | Not simultaneous, it just doesn't happen. Bottom or top first though would depend on who topping who. |
Vampires: Well endowed, average, or petite? | All ranges, they were human once too you know (I'm just no fun). |
Force: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting? | Force as in rough or as in *force*? |
Biting: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting? | Very enjoyable, sometimes necessary. |
Love: necessary, possible, gets in the way? | Usually, though sometimes it's just sex. |
Lube: water, silicone, petroleum, blood, semen, none or other? | Okay, I tend to like realism so blood and semen and water? Notsomuch. Petroleum? Haven't actually seen it yet. Silicone? Thinking of Pam Andersons tits now. |
Masturbation: only in emergencies, good practice, fun for the whole family? | Fun, but not for the whole family, there are some images even I don't need. |
Blow jobs: First times, experts, whores, no need to breathe? | First times are good if they aren't automatically a sex-god. |
Semen: Hate it, like it, love it, its their only food source? | Since every guy in every fandom seems to like to swallow I actually enjoy reading someone who doesn't every once in a while. |
You like you're men: Gay, bi, vampsexual, or straight but into one guy | Gay followed by Bi, the whole "Straight but into one guy" thing pisses me off though for a few reasons. |
Relationship status: fuck buddies, lovers, master, slave, Status? there's a relationship? | Lovers, followed by questionable status, followed by fuck-buddies. |
Roles: man/woman, man/man, dom/sub, top/bottom? | M/M 4evar!!!!11OMG!!onE! |
No options with these... just type the first thing that comes to mind. |
Favorite Slash Pairing | Just one? VM/OB tied with EW/OB (LoTRPS) right now. |
Most Slashable Character | Orlando Bloom. |
Least Slashable Character | Gollum (Anyone who directs me dies a slow and bloody death.) |
Best Fic genre? | Drama (That is) and Humor (That's funny) |
Worst Fic genre? | Incest (No Gondercest! My eyes!) |
Most over-used fic genre? | Angst (That isn't) |
Penis? | Hee |
Lube? | Lord of the Rings brand water-based KY sweat |
Rim? | Job |
Glans? | (Lack of thought for a few moments followed by:) Oh |
Head? | Butt (Hee) |
The naughtiest thing that crossed your mind while writing this survey? | The...terms? of being bilingual (Much worse than it sounds) |
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