GROSS PICS, AS PROMISED!

[clex_monkie89]

Below the cut are pictures taken with my brand new BlackBerry Bold of the pictures we have of my cyst after they took it out. The pictures are INSANELY gross and the flash from my phone makes them look a tiny bit scarier.

THIS WAS TAKEN OUT OF ME, HOLY CRAP.

Ignore how it kind of looks like a heart when you tilt your head.


That white thing? Is a full 12-inch ruler. YEAH. THEY TOOK THAT OUT OF ME.


Seriously. SO GLAD it was non-cancerous.

Comments

[amchara.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Dude. *boggles at the size* Glad to hear it was non-cancerous and you're doing okay!

[celtic-cookie.livejournal.com]

HOLY CHRIST!

[deadlychameleon.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, honey, I'm glad you're doing better, and I'm only going to ask this once, but how did you not notice this?

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I continue to be utterly boggled at the size AND luck myself.

[missyjack.livejournal.com]

O.O

FUCKING HELL.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

SRSLY

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

That is amazing. I literally boggled. Am so glad it's out and gone, and best, benign.

[cynical-terror.livejournal.com]

oh my god! I'm so glad you are okay! Where was the cyst?

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Because I've been the same weight, give or take ten pounds, for the last five years, and when I tried to lose it and nothing happened I just got disappointed and assumed I wasn't dieting enough or whatever. I didn't realize every pound I lost went out of ME and into the cyst.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT?

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

My god. I'm so glad it was benign and that now it's gone!

[janglyjewels.livejournal.com]

Good Lord!! Whoa! I am so glad you are ok.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

It is so utterly insane.

[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

Your body must look and feel so different. That's incredible!

[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

Also - how much did it weigh again? And how much do YOU weigh now? I only saw you briefly in Orlando but I don't remember you looking big enough to have THAT in your belly!

[tabaqui]

JAYZUS.
How in hell did you *function* with that inside of you? That's just....mindboggling.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Technically it was on my right ovary. And by "technically" I mean it started there and grew so big that the top of my scar is about a half-inch, inch below the bottom of the bra-line. And the bottom it down at my pelvis, at the bikini line.

[cynical-terror.livejournal.com]

That is so scary! Do you feel like... physical relief now that it's removed?

[missyjack.livejournal.com]

IT IS JENMAR YOUR EVIL TWIN!

[ninamonkey.livejournal.com]

Wow...I've seen and heard about ovarian cysts this large, but I'm really glad you're okay and it's non-cancerous. Good heavens, dear heart.

Something like that can do all kinds of nonsense with everyone of your bodily systems (mind, emotions, etc).

*Hugs*

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Yes. *HUGS YOU*

[deadlychameleon.livejournal.com]

Geez. Well, vindication, I suppose. Yes! The dieting worked! Was GIANT CYST NO REALLY!

Do you... do you have the urge to um, pop it now, as you're looking at it?

*SPLOOSH*

[lemmealone.livejournal.com]

HOLY CRAP. That might actually be the coolest thing I have ever seen. You should keep it in a jar on your coffeetable.

...A really big jar.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Me too, that was, like. So insanely scary.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

HUGE, right?