Ah, man. Now i wanna go to a con - a con! - with you just so we can hang out and be not-drunk. I'm a total Sandra Dee, always have been, and while i think that if you're gonna fuck up your life by being a drunk/tweaker/whatever, go right ahead, i will not babysit you or invite you into my home.

I hate being around drunks, too, as they inevitably *need* babysitting and i didn't even do that for extra cash when i was a kid.

So we'll go hang and drink gingerale-oj-mimosas and make fun of 'em.
:)
*twirls you*