I... hiccup-laughed through the entirety of this, but the part that took the cake and I had to pause, for like, 5 minutes to catch my breath for?

"...What tattoo?"

"The one you can't possibly be stupid enough to think Dad doesn't know about."

"...I do not know what you are talking about."

"That stupid fairy you've got tramp stamped above your ass like a big gay welcome sign, you drunken retard."

*♥ like whoa* I just... well, there might've been minor brain-melting over the tattoo but...

*laughs and laughs and laughs* Oh, boys!