Oh, you did such pretty things with my prompt - THANK YOU!

I giggled my way through this whole thing.

Favorite lines:

"I wouldn't let them blow me, hell, I wouldn't let them blow you."

"Man, you got detention before the first lunch there."

take that bottle cap outta of your mouth before you choke

"I'm not a bunny-fucker. I was the bunny."

"That stupid fairy you've got tramp stamped above your ass like a big gay welcome sign, you drunken retard."

"Easy for you to say, you got to be a Copper King. That is such horseshit."

"I seem to remember hearing you bitch to Dad about being a Flaming Heart for almost all of eleventh grade."

This was even better than I'd imagined!