Third day into the Supernatural Pilot. I've almost got a full nother two minutes on it.

So what's the deal with this again? Why won't it work?

Suri Xenu L. Ronnette Holmes-Cruise has just completed the spawn-cycle. WTF? Why must all "celebrities" name their children like bad fic writers?

Well, considering who it's parents are... damn, I hadn't heard that it'd been born (boy or girl? 'Cause I totally can't tell from that ass-tastic name) My hate for Tom Cruise just continues to grow and grow. I don't even pity Kaite Holmes anymore, she's a totally idiot for sticking with that crack-head. If my husband ever suggested that I have a silent birth I'd kick him in the balls and tell him to try staying quiet.

I really like Wincest!genderswap!Hetsex.

Eh, I really dislike gender-swap fic. Like, a lot. I'm not sure even trollprincess could cure me of that, though at some point I want to try one of her's.