I think it's the thought of Bush/Cheney that scares me most...

And yay for more titles! I kind of love this meme, though I'm way too intimidated to try it myself.

Feel free to suggest titles at random; this is fun. As for the intimidation factor I'd suggest something simple then. Something like "One title per person, first five people" or just going up to random people *Coughcoughthelanacoughcough* and telling them to give you a title or a line or something.