I laughed out loud at that part. It is spot-on what they would do.

Thank you! It just seemed to me that the two of them would sit down and have one of those "nice disscussions" where they calmly explain why they're so infuriated. It's just so absurdly them.

The only sticking point I felt was T-Bag, since he didn't really accomplish anything in the story, but I do like the idea of him being chained up somewhere like Gollum.

I know T-Bag wasn't really there but I just had this... image. Of everyone kind of migrating away from the Pink Elephant that is T-Bag. Because not only are there two "little" children and several "vulnerable" women in the house but they can't really dump T-Bag anywhere with good conscience and they can't drop him at the cops' by now so they're all stuck with him and there's not really anything at all except for the handcuffs and the locks keeping him from them all.

Funny and cute. I'm sticking this in my memories.

Yay! Glad you liked it!