I Be Dean.

[clex_monkie89]

Okay so I saw MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! last night and after the awesomeness of the night I came home and talked to Cheesey about it. She's all wussy-like though so I was explaining to her that everyone must see it. MUST. And then spontaneous RP happened.


clex_monkie89 says:
Dude, it was SO cool!
ferrynheit says:
Settle down, Dean
clex_monkie89 says:
You got to--HA!
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean happens to think it's one of the best movies ever made ever.
ferrynheit says:
Sam happens to think Dean sucks
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean happens to point out that Sam like Larry the Cable Guy.
clex_monkie89 says:
Inexfuckingcusible.
ferrynheit says:
Sam says there's nothing wrong with being amused by the way he says "Git 'R Done"
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean prefers "Tater Salad."
ferrynheit says:
Sam prefers that Dean not speak
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean prefers that Sam fucking blow him.
ferrynheit says:
Sam prefers that he get blown instead
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean prefers that Sam bend the fuck over all ready.
ferrynheit says:
Sam just requests that Dean not be so rough this time, and DAMMIT, quit loudly proclaiming that you're the fucking king of the world
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean would like to point out that unlike Sam he is not, in fact, a woman. And that he will quit speaking the truth once it's untrue.
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean hates Clex's net.
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean hates Clex's net.
ferrynheit says:
Sam would like to point out that he does, indeed, have a penis (and a perfectly nice one at that) and that the fact that Dean is ALSO not a woman does not mean he's all-powerful, he's just delusional (and probably having penis envy)
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean would like to respond but he cannot understand a single thing Sam say with all that cock in his mouth.
clex_monkie89 says:
**says
ferrynheit says:
Sam would like to respond, but he can't seem to get all this cock out of his mouth because there are two very insistent hands keeping his head in place
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean cannot be held responsible for what his hands do while Sam goes to town, Dean would like to see Sam clap or make balloon animals while getting blown by a mouth like his.

...Actually Dean would like to see Sam get blown with a mouth like his. End of concept.
ferrynheit says:
Sam thinks that can be arranged very easily

You know, seeing as he's busted his ass for so long at something he never cared to be a part of, so it's the least Dean could do
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean would very much not mind taking part of that.

And? He would also not mind if Sam's Emo Girl self not remind him every three seconds about how much he doesn't want to be here.

It makes Dean's stomach hurt.
ferrynheit says:
Sam's sorry for implying that he doesn't want to be with Dean, but he's sick of chasing ghosts. He also thinks that's a great metaphor for other parts of his life that maybe he should let go of now that he's totally bangin' his brother
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean... hates talking about shit.

So he'd like it very much if Sam would not threaten to bite so much, it makes him nervous.
ferrynheit says:
Sam thinks Dean is being childish, as usual, and will continue to threaten if it will give him the upper hand
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean would like to remind Sam that he has ropes and he also has no problem at all using them.
ferrynheit says:
Sam would like to let Dean know that he's an ass and should stop fiddling with hunting tools and using them as sex toys. Sam thinks its unsafe and unsanitary
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean would like to point out that he was not the one who suggested that stop-over on the side of the highway near Atlanta. Unsanitary like the WIND.
ferrynheit says:
Sam would like to remind Dean that he had brought a plethora of wet naps with him and totally did an inspection before Dean even got his ass in the door. Notice how Sam seemed to be using strategic places?
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean would like to point out that Sam wouldn't know spontaneous if it bit him on the ass and called him Kimmy.
ferrynheit says:
Sam wants to know why ANYONE would call him Kimmy? I mean, come on, wtf? Penis. Remember?
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean wants to beat Sammy sometimes for his ability to completely miss the point.
ferrynheit says:
Sam would appreciate it if Dean could grow out of his "must call him Sammy" phase. Also? Sam knows Dean could never hurt him
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean will stop calling Sammy Sammy when Sammy stops making that cute little face at it.

Sammy.

And? Dean could totally hurt him, just wait till Sammy actually bites.
ferrynheit says:
Sam would like to protest that he does NOT make a cute little face at it.

Wait... Dean thought it was cute?
clex_monkie89 says:
...Dean wants to change the subject now kthnx.
ferrynheit says:
Hahahaha..... Yeah... Sam has totally run out of things to say
clex_monkie89 says:
Dean wants to take more but Clex should be sleeping. Also? this is getting posted like WOAH.


Icons to TOTALLY come of this soon. Very soon.