Blame it on Causette.

[clex_monkie89]

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now. (Daddy, among others.)	× I don't watch much TV these days. (I have no life and watch it constantly. The only thing worse than daytime TV is weekend TV.)	✓ I own lots of books. (TPBs and graphic novels mostly but yes.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	× I love to play video games. (I like them but I can't love them because I suck at it and it's hard to love something that litterallty beats your ass every fifteen minutes.)	× I've tried marijuana. (Fuck no.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Causette's fault. She's the one who uploaded them dammit.)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I think I've proved recently that honesty isn't always my friend.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (If by sometimes you mean "almost constantly" then yes.)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Yeah, a few times.)	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain. (Love rain, hate the thnder and lightning)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.	✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Breast reduction.)	✓ I need/want money right now. (Well no shit, Sherlock.)
✓ I love sushi. (Mm.)	✓ I talk really, really fast. (Duh.)	× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Anyone who clicks this box is probably lieing.)
× I have long hair. (I don't think so. It's only down to about the middle of my chest/shoulderblades.)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Nails.)	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Yeah, not usually.)	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Yeah, I totally don't think I have. Huh.)	✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.	× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I have a bunch.)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Sugar totally makes me tired.)	✓ I have a lot of friends. (Just not a lot that I've "met" IRL.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.	× I enjoy talking on the phone. (With some people. *Waves to Cheesey*)	✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Basketball shorts but yeah.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (I have no money but going out and hanging at the mall is fun when you have nothing to do.)	✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Duh/)	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have it narrowed down though.)	× I want to have children in the future. (Eh, maybe one day.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I totally used to babysit.)	× I've called the cops on a friend before. (I don't snitch.)	× I'm not allergic to anything. (Dude I'm allergic to like, everything.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Don't we all?)	✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Everyone really.)	✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Except for when I get knocked offline.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (MSN doesn't allow customized messages and everything else seems to hate my comp.)	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I took a shot of Kahluha once and accidently downed a vodka and Pepsi. That's it.)	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Bros before hos.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie.	✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	× I enjoy some country music. (...Not really.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	✓ Democrat. (Registered Democrat but really I vote however the fuck I want.)	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (See "Democrat.")	✓ I am punk rockish. ("Ish" being the key part there.)	✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Seeing as how I'm twenty and not a pedophile yeah, I generally prefer older.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Notsomuch.)	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	✓ I can work on a car. (I can't actually fix it but I cn work on it. :P)
× I love my job(s).	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced. (Not yet. Seriously, I am a sad person.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Dude. Not here. I used to but my feet just can't take the heat anymore.)	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Don't wear makeup. I have chapstick though.)	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Graduating among other things.)	× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I play the French Horn but I'm nowhere near "proficient" at it.)
× I hate office jobs. (Haven't had one, would probably like the structure of it sadly.)	× I went to college out of state. (Not yet.)	× I am adopted. (No but my Mom is.)
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much. (You can do that?)	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Brothers count. Me and Yuss used to pound the fucking shit out of each other.)
× I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours. (...Notsomuch.)	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Applebees has good food man, their Happy Hour appetizers are cheap as fuck.)	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Rode one.)	× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Shy'eah, no way.)	✓ I talk in my sleep. (And I walk in it too sometimes apparently.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (*Cackles*)	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (Not yet, want one though.)	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Need a job first.)	× I am a caffeine junkie. (Not really actually.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Don't think I could handle it, it's part of why I don't wanna be a cop.)	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	✓ I'm an artist. (Writing, drawing, yeah. I guess.)	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Only four but yes.)	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	✓ I have terrible teeth. (They're permanently this off-white, yellowish color from twelve years of antibiotics three times a day.)
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (This is what happens when I'm bored dammit.)	✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Only "lived" in two states but been to a bunch. Never left America though.)	✓ I am extremely flexible. (:D)	× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (*Cough*)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I think one or two people have said it mistakenly once or twice.)	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (When I PMS, yeah.)	✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Several different kinds of nine millimeters and semi-proficient with several different blunt objects.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Meh.)	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (My sister lost like WOAH.)	✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Not of my own will.)	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Bite me.)
✓ I can't stand being alone.	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Given, I always think I spend too much money.)	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I don't think so.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (I wish.)	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Nope.)	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I totally don't usually believe it.)
× I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language. (A small bit of Yiddish and Japanese with smatterings of Hebrew and Spanish.)	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (I read WHILE watching. Reading is more fun though.)	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I usually wait until the last minute.)
× I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Bus station, mall, etc.)	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Only when I cramp while PMSing, but that's not what this question means.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (...I totally wish.)
× I am compulsively honest. (I'm honest a lot but not compulsively.)	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Some kind of sound actually. Usually TV but I can deal with music too.)	× I dislike milk. (Mmm. Milk.)	× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Usually two or three notebooks and/or my backpack.)	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Read my journal lately?)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Sometimes I get annoyed. Mainly when selfish idiots bitch and gripe about things like not getting the car they want or eating at McDonalds instead of Taco Bell or something.)	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (It's a stereotypical movie but a lot of them do it to support kids or because they need money.)	× I don't like to chew gum. (Love it.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I have such a shite sense of direction.)	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Eh.)	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I totally used to. Now I don't know enough people though.)	× I love to sing. (Fuck no.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer. (Want one.)	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Yesish and noish.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (...Ew.)	× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Fuck no.)	× I've performed in three plays. (Not one ever.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (Eh.)	× I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (Brain-twin doesn't count, does it?)	✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Fun it in the eye of the beholder dammit.)	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (...Meh.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Eh.)	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (No.)	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I don't even know what that is.)	× I say random things to freak people out. (It's fun.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Still have no fucking clue dude.)	✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (I get bored.)	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Not neccesarilly a bad thing though.)
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (All my RL friends, not counting Joseph, are LJ friends too.)	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.